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James Talarico
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“That’s Senator Talafreako.”
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons) profile picture
Four Seasons Total Landscaping@TotalSeasons8h
Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week. A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun. And of course to Rudy for being a moron. And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
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Zack Bornstein@ZackBornstein10h
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile pictureZack Bornstein@ZackBornstein8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Was wondering if there was a way to make things even dumber and, Yup, he found a way, like he always does
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
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Trump: “I am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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Oh no! How will I easily spot douchebags on the road now?
Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
@ReutersNov 6
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD
Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

The futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks ultimately only sold in just a handful of markets because of its heavy, angular design.

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Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile picture
Scott Colom
@scott_colomNov 5
This may be the most Mississippi tweet I’ve ever seen.
Mr. Make It Happen (@SupportThaNawf) profile pictureMr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
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Better not be the one in Mo Valley!!!
Restaurant News (@NRNonline) profile pictureRestaurant News
@NRNonlineNov 5
Portillo’s to shutter five to nine restaurants outside Chicago. The move is part of a strategic plan to strengthen fundamentals, as CEO Brett Patterson resets the growth path for the fast-casual chain. ow.ly/3FCM106HYZl
Portillo's to close 5 to 9 restaurants outside Chicago

Portillo's to close 5 to 9 restaurants outside Chicago

Portillo's to close underperforming restaurants as part of turnaround plan

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what are the chances voters cared more about high prices and ending the war over repainting the reflecting pool and renaming bodies of water for spite?
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokNov 5
What are the chances of nearly every single county going more democrat in a state trump won by 14 points?
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This country can be so fucking rad sometimes 🇺🇸
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Megan Amram
@meganamramNov 4
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDomaNov 4
every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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Breaking out the good whiskey and taking tomorrow off baby
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he sounds like a QVC caller, yeesh
Leigh Kimmins McManus (@LeighMcManus1) profile pictureLeigh Kimmins McManus@LeighMcManus1Nov 3
Fox and Friends hosts desperately try to get President Donald Trump off the phone as he rants and raves about Sean Hannity's income. "Oh my gosh," Lawrence Jones mutters.
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Dumbest campaign I’ve ever seen. What a waste of time for everyone in the state
Steve Hilton (@SteveHiltonx) profile pictureSteve Hilton
@SteveHiltonxNov 3
ELECTION DAY! Get out and vote to stop Becerra's Mileage Tax. Vote for $3.00 gas. Your first $150k tax free. $73 vehicle registration. Ending mass homeless by the end of my first year in office. Oh...and flavored Zyn! You can get it if you VOTE for it. TODAY! ✊☀️
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Amazing closing message to voters worried about the economy, sir
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This Stevens interview is wild. Anderson Cooper is a treasure
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Love me a drunk uncle sketch
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Trick or treaters don’t seem all that enthused with my IOUs (valid after I get my Trump $5000 check)
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