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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
“That’s Senator Talafreako.”
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week. A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun. And of course to Rudy for being a moron. And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
🤖 Made with AI
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
This may be the most Mississippi tweet I’ve ever seen.
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
"New records obtained by KARE 11 show the company that owned a vacant private prison in Appleton, Minnesota offered to sell it to the state in 2025 for $75 million. One year later, the Trump administration agreed to use taxpayer funds to buy the same abandoned prison from CoreCivic, Inc., for $495.6 million. The price difference, $420 million, is more than taxpayers are estimated to have lost in Minnesota’s much-publicized Feeding Our Future fraud scandal." kare11.com/article/news/inve…
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
The original conceit of "Libs of TikTok" was that she was a normie stand-in just reposting lefty excesses and boy did that ship sail a long time ago
Jesus these right wing accounts are really uh going for it aren't they
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
OBAMA: The President is spending time super gluing gold medallions to the mantle in the Oval Office. He is literally doing arts and crafts while we are fighting a war.
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
July 4 2026 marked the 250th anniversary of US independence not the 200th as claimed in the video. Multiple reports placed Paxton in London England that weekend with videos of the trip. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St… thedailybeast.com/must-win-maga-… ibtimes.co.uk/ken-paxton-lon… washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns…
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
This is strange. I was told the foreign countries pay the tariffs, so why would this help in the election?
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Eric Pratt, the republican running for Angie Craig's open seat in MN-02, left the AI restating his prompt on his website. "The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." lmfao
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ᥴꪖᦓꫀꪗ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Leaked audio: Mike Rogers blocked the unredacted Epstein files to "protect" Epstein's friends "You have to protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him... The court of public opinion would ruin their life for no reason... You don't want to hurt that person's career or reputation"
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