The gay + hag American work week in 2026 Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats Tues - do some work Weds - do some work Thurs - start to put things off to next week Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way

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Warden · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:24 PM UTC

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Warden@MushyBellPepperNov 1

Gained weight and it all went to my ass

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Grace Microwave User 🌷 · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:33 PM UTC

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Grace Microwave User 🌷@microwave_userNov 1

Unsure if I left the bar at 1:30am one or 1:30am two

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yearner herzog · Nov 1, 2026 · 3:34 AM UTC

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yearner herzog@girlforpunchingNov 1

sometimes i see a gay guy and im like, not right now

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cris📹 · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:58 PM UTC

cris📹@catastrophicssNov 1

my fire breathing dragon 🐉⚔️

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cris die · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:38 AM UTC

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cris die@criisdieOct 31

I cant

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𖦹 · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:29 AM UTC

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𖦹@gayassweskerOct 31

i'm autistic and the only food i can eat is your ass bro it’s a medical condition please help me

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ethan fish · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:28 AM UTC

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ethan fish@ethanp0iss0nOct 31

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luauregistry · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:56 PM UTC

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luauregistry@luauregistryOct 30

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King Corn Dog 🌭🃏 · Oct 30, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

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King Corn Dog 🌭🃏@sirpuberttingleOct 30

i neeeed it

Image from King Corn Dog 🌭🃏 (@sirpuberttingle)

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🪱 · Oct 30, 2026 · 3:03 PM UTC

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🪱@ori6gOct 30

71 degrees on Halloween? Ima have my dick out

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princessface · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:45 PM UTC

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princessface

@mainslayrrrOct 30

hate when he don’t do what i say #authoritarianpussy

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rylan · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:23 AM UTC

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rylan@ryribbonOct 30

what did he mean by this

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cris📹 · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:06 PM UTC

cris📹@catastrophicssOct 30

got elbowed in the face multiple times by a stud at kwn and had to leave early 😻 #community

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im unc · Oct 28, 2026 · 8:34 PM UTC

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im unc@bl1sterex1stsOct 28

This halloween I'm going to be The Pervert

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Hannah ꫂ ၴႅ༘ · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:53 PM UTC

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Hannah ꫂ ၴႅ༘@LYN_nayeOct 28

SAPPHICS WE WON

WOW Presents Plus@wowpresentsplusOct 28

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