Don't let him get his triangles on you
Bermuda Triangle
Joined September 2021
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My new thing is calling everybody a "saucy fellow" and biting down hard on my lip until a lil bit of blood drips on your shoe
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It’s “cool” to be a nerd now but back in my day if people found out you liked anime or videogames they would sew a million metal beads to your scrotum and attach each bead by a thread to a horsefly and whip the flies into a frenzy so they all start pulling in different directions
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I used to be a scared bunny like you until my captors injected me with 3000mgs of troll blood
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You may reserve your place at the table by shedding your blood there
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i’ve never been to jail or been seriously injured because i have a sixth sense for gtfo
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Ninguém está tentando resolver os problemas do mundo.
Todo mundo só quer ganhar dinheiro suficiente para que esses problemas deixem de ser seus.
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I told the police my nana was being annoying so they drove 2 police cars at her from opposite directions at high speed and squashed her like a pancake
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After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
