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Como dijo Borges: «Me satisface la derrota, porque es un fin y yo estoy muy cansado».
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
It’s “cool” to be a nerd now but back in my day if people found out you liked anime or videogames they would sew a million metal beads to your scrotum and attach each bead by a thread to a horsefly and whip the flies into a frenzy so they all start pulling in different directions
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I used to be a scared bunny like you until my captors injected me with 3000mgs of troll blood
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You may reserve your place at the table by shedding your blood there
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i’ve never been to jail or been seriously injured because i have a sixth sense for gtfo
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Ninguém está tentando resolver os problemas do mundo.
Todo mundo só quer ganhar dinheiro suficiente para que esses problemas deixem de ser seus.
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I told the police my nana was being annoying so they drove 2 police cars at her from opposite directions at high speed and squashed her like a pancake
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After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
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Single mothers should pay more taxes so gamers can afford better hardware in these trying times.
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That makes the alphabet older than we previously assumed
All 5 genetic “letters” of DNA and RNA discovered in a 4.5-billion-year-old asteroid sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
























