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C H E L B! 🌭

@chelbb_

idiot | Fractional Social Strat Director behind your fav brands | Music Tech/CPG advisor @ciphermusic_ @zestyz_official | Not actually Italian

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Joined October 2010
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I know it’s a bad habit but it’s something to take the edge off
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Potatoes and leeks in a white whine Dijon mix under there btw
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And what about it!!!!!!!!!
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Millenials love one thing and it’s the two tiered mini grocery carts.
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just thought to myself "they should invent savory tea" and then I realized I just invented broth.
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(me as a sommelier) so basically this wine fucking rules
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soup@soupy1122Nov 1
wake ur ass up cuz it’s time to go soup mode
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Supex@PeggyGouGouGaGaNov 1
ANOTR heard some chit chat about recent underwhelming/repetitive sets and they just told us all to suck their dick. What the fuck was that, set of my life
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Don’t worry didn’t end the day there I had my own personal marathon to complete (I have been awake for over 24 hours)
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Many are saying we did in fact Ribbit and rip it
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Many are saying we did in fact Ribbit and rip it
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Juliet Merson@julzrulzzOct 31
new york city really gave us the knicks in june and historically perfect halloween weather in october. 2026 needs to be bottled up and studied for future generations
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i love watching my enemies get ai psychosis 😍
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i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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i cant believe i voted too early and missed this we have got to get our sticker approach as a city in order
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Gonna be a huge weekend for everyone looking for special "I voted" stickers in NYC. Take part in early voting Saturday and get the Halloween sticker. Vote Sunday and get the Marathon sticker. Which one will you choose?
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yeah!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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Andrew Nadeau
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[working as a realtor on sesame street] there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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one in a krillion@100geckozOct 29
β€œkill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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I love that brands like Prada, Anthropologie, and Hermes are leaning heavily into craft for their campaigns. There is nothing more luxurious than enjoying slow, meticulous, and beautiful work in a world that wants fast and cheap.
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[beyonce voice] How I’ve missed you my love
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Left my AirPods at my parents house on long island
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We’ll pay for this
New York Metro Weather (@nymetrowx) profile pictureNew York Metro Weather@nymetrowxOct 27
Today is the ninth consecutive day with a weather rating of 8/10 or higher in NYC, the longest such streak since we began issuing weather ratings in 2021.
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