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Chelsie Florence

@chelsieflorence

not very good at the internet

Joined July 2013
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My 3 year old just cried inconsolably, ate a whole plate of dumplings, told me I was her best friend and passed out in case you need reminding that toddlers and drunk people are the same thing
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Mehreen Faruqi
@MehreenFaruqi9 Jul 2020
I’m not interested in letters from the Queen unless they contain an apology for the trail of destruction inflicted by British colonialism and a commitment to reparations.
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If people speed, you don’t ban cars. You create law that is effective to reduce harm. 80% of NZers have used cannabis. The law isn’t protecting people, but punishing some. #VoteYes to fix it.
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My sort film Falling Up is playing at @sydfilmfest tomorrow! At the majestic State Theatre! Come see it! And me! Exclamation mark!!! sff.org.au/program/browse/fa…
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Ok very disappointed with this typo
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Luke Murray@ekulyarrum5 Jun 2019
Replying to @chelsieflorence @sydfilmfest
It's incredible. See it immediately
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Clarke Gayford@NZClarke13 May 2019
As a new parent there are two things you will never look at the same again. 1. The surface of your local footpaths. 2. Single parents.
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@omw2innisfree19 Apr 2019
My friend’s dog, Max, finally caught its tail, and then didn’t know what to do with itself anymore. – at Jackson, MS
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Secrets. Lies. Cold-blooded murder. #TheBadSeed returns tonight at 8.30pm on @TVNZ 1.
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The reviews are in
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We all know a soul patch is a dealbreaker
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The Spinoff@TheSpinoffTV16 Feb 2019
What we do with our compost has the potential to reverse climate change but no big deal thespinoff.co.nz/food/16-02-…
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@chrxstianh__13 Feb 2019
Me: “Look but don’t make it obvious.” My friends:
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Hey look, it’s only a snap of 9 year old me looking like I’m about to murder a mid-blink PHYLLIS DILLER
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Planet FM@PlanetAuckland12 Feb 2019
In the inevitable event that pita pit serviettes become currency we will be the most powerful media organisation in Aotearoa
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what does NASA stand for. not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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The best burn ever uttered
Kids Write Jokes (@KidsWriteJokes) profile pictureKids Write Jokes@KidsWriteJokes26 Jan 2019
your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat
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“Adults keep saying, we owe it to you the young people to give them hope. But I don’t want your hope... I want you to panic. I want you to feel the fear I feel every day... “I want you to act as though the house is on fire. Because it is.” theguardian.com/science/vide…
'I want you to panic': 16-year-old issues climate warning at Davos – video

'I want you to panic': 16-year-old issues climate warning at Davos – video

Greta Thunberg, a Swedish climate activist, has issued a stark warning to world leaders at Davos to take immediate action on climate change 

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go out with me. ok. your dumped.
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How this whole thing should've gone down...
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