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Joined February 2024
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Pressure, dynamics, demands, egos, expectations all different at fucking Bournemouth, you’re the type of person to say “get bournemouths manager” and then call for his head after 3 bad games so why should we take your opinion seriously?
Chelsea fans will tell you to "Give Alonso time" Lmao. This one was also signed in the summer
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Replying to @BohdiiReaper
Insulting someone’s mum out the blue is the lowest thing to do and would result in a punch in the face but this app gives confidence to people who can say whatever without repercussions
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Do you know how cringe, petulant & childish these grown men look when their opinion sways every other football game like grow some fucking bollocks and stand on your fucking opinions for once in your life, makes it 10x worse when they also forget they have a digital footprint and we can literally see your contradicting opinions you posted literally 2 weeks ago lool
Replying to @CFCDD11
what are we supposed to be fumbling?
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Quiet night then?
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Tonight will be Xabi Alonso’s 11th game in charge of Chelsea. It will be a sackable offence if he doesn’t have us playing the way his Leverkusen side played in his 2nd and 3rd seasons there.
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If you drink cans of beer you’re an alcoholic in my book
I bow to the Americans on few things when it comes to lager, but the 24 oz full-fat Stella tastes like freedom.
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DISCLAIMER❗️Not a single person was judged in the making of this video.
Crazy how we get judged man it’s sad fr
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This app is just full of losers icl
Bali is hypergamy-maxed. be a chad or get cooked > tons of digital nomads and tourists > everyone there to enjoy themselves Update from Bali: > Meet this girl at a sunset bar > We vibe, get food > Her phone keeps blowing up, she sends a few messages, puts it down > We go for a dance at a nearby party (Cashew Tree, Uluwatu) > We make out, get horny, go back to my villa > The next day, I learn that she had a dinner date reservation that she cancelled > Overweighed Indian dude had a date with her at the most expensive restaurant on the island > She cancelled 5mins before he was supposed to pick her up > Indian dude has no plans, joins other friends at a party > Sees his date and me dancing and making out > We leave, he texts her next day again, he’s hurt Get lean or get cooked, brother. Sorry
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Seems the inevitable has happened for some on here. Two months in and now Alonso is a bad manager. From thinking we could never appoint such a manager, to now he’s actually not good enough. It’s a legacy from Roman and the main reason Chelsea fans get taken the piss out of.
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This isn’t juice. American streetwear pisses all over this let’s be fucking fr man🤣
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Fuckkk😭😭😭😭😭😭
The funk soul brother
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😭😭😭😭
Cufflinks a bit over the top
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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If you’re not impressed by calisthenics you might be a full blown retard
Let’s see how he’ll perform if he lifts actual weights. Not really impressed with calisthenics
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Imagine men applied this logic lmao
She’s worth $700 million and he’s worth $35 million. How did Kylie Jenner settle for someone not even quarter her worth
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Family would pay for it
Replying to @ArsenalRadar
WE ARE FAMILY 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒
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I way lmao I used to watch this dudes YT vids back in the day lmaoo fair play man👏🏼👏🏼
I bought a lamborghini urus in 2025 Paid full in cash by borrowing against my bitcoin With 4% interest rate per year while the liquidity pools print me 5-6% per month Basically bought the lambo for free Defi is Life changing 💰
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This AND United.
Xabi gets my support back if he wins this else the club is finished
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