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Caroline Holland

@choll12

four-time olive garden pasta pass holder

 Boston ➡️ Dedham
Joined April 2009
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Regular people should have Wikipedia pages where we can learn all the details of their lives in one convenient place
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Beany Tuesday@beanytuesdayMar 1
I don’t think people not from MA know how weird the vibe of Salem is. Real historical tragedy, but the ‘spoopy’ aspects of it means that the whole city has slowly turned into comic con. You can see where an enslaved woman died in prison and then eat Rick and Morty pizza next door
wizard of loneliness (@doofussy) profile picturewizard of loneliness@doofussyFeb 28
salem is like if newbury comics was allowed to own land
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Handsome B. Wonderful@JamPackardFeb 20
Default Dunkin is Iced
Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) profile pictureJimmy Traina@JimmyTrainaFeb 20
I love @dunkindonuts with all my heart but we need to address a problem. When I order my coffee, I don’t want to be asked “hot or iced.” Hot should be the default and you should only specify if you want iced. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
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jasper nathaniel
@infinite_jazFeb 19
So this is how they do things elsewhere
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Boston
@BostonMassUSAFeb 14
roses are red, violets are useless...
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonFeb 12
I love that we’ve gone from travel credit cards that get you exclusive access to a luxurious lounge to travel credit cards that get you a free bag of pretzels if you’re flying 900 miles
Kyle Potter (@kpottermn) profile pictureKyle Potter
@kpottermnFeb 12
Still confused why Delta hasn't touted this cardholder benefit more, because it rules. With any SkyMiles card - even the no-fee ones - you can get a free Premium snack: Dots Pretzels, Pringles, or Nerds Gummy Clusters. And not just once, but on every flight of 900+ miles.
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Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.
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I can’t believe I have decided what I need this evening is to take on the stress of watching someone climb a 101-story skyscraper with no harness
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Allen Ivermectin
@FanSince09Jan 24
“Don’t bring a gun to a protest if you don’t want to be killed duh. Also American Hero Kyle Rittenhouse will be in my podcast this week please listen”
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
@BostonSatireJan 19
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jonk ! (@ThefirstJonk) profile picturejonk !@ThefirstJonk28 Sep 2025
If Virginia is for lovers, which state is for haters?
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Boston
@BostonMassUSAJan 18
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shreya (@shreyabasu003) profile pictureshreya@shreyabasu003Jan 17
Whenever states call themselves a commonwealth it’s like grow up you’re only doing that for attention
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Keep it 💯 on the land, the sea, the sky
Defence Index (@Defence_Index) profile pictureDefence Index
@Defence_IndexJan 15
🇫🇷🇬🇱 NEW: French President Emmanuel Macron says France will deploy additional land, air, and sea forces to Greenland in the coming days.
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I don’t care if it’s his show, Jimmy Fallon shouldn’t have gotten to be in the video with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck saying every city in Massachusetts
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Katie Notopoulos
@katienotopoulosJan 14
I watched this on mute; I assume the gag is that they're doing accents. In reality, the alphabetical visual scroll is very triggering for anyone who grew up waiting for snow day announcements on the news in MA
The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) profile pictureThe Tonight Show
@FallonTonightJan 14
Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersJan 13
Oh, nice. The day of reckoning and retribution is coming. Naturally, this leads me to fear not.
Homeland Security (@DHSgov) profile pictureHomeland Security
@DHSgovJan 13
FEAR NOT, GREAT PEOPLE OF MINNESOTA, THE DAY OF RECKONING & RETRIBUTION IS COMING!
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I can’t believe Taylor Swift has never written a lyric about feeling like a Christmas tree thrown to the curb in January
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nara@naranciagamingJan 3
no rush, take your time
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USJan 3
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week — HuffPost
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The Fat Electrician
@Fat_ElectricianJan 3
These guys are having the most awkward work trip ever.
BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) profile pictureBRICS News
@BRICSinfoJan 3
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro.
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We used to be a real country
Megan Johnson (@megansarahj) profile pictureMegan Johnson@megansarahjJan 2
I assume @choll12 is firing up the ‘ol @WSJ complaint line right about now
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@HeyRatty
@HeyRattyJan 2
How Kraft Heinz Lost Its Lock on Mac and Cheese—and American Shoppers @choll12 wsj.com/business/retail/kraf…
How Kraft Heinz Lost Its Lock on Mac and Cheese—and American Shoppers

How Kraft Heinz Lost Its Lock on Mac and Cheese—and American Shoppers

Buzzy upstarts and supermarket knockoffs have eaten into the market share of the leading brand. Years of cost cutting, underinvestment and corporate chaos preceded a planned company split.

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Emil DeRosa@emilderosa18 Dec 2025
I like in a nonfiction book when all the sudden there's a big break for a pictures section. The author's like "oh by the way these are the guys I was telling you about."
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