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god saves his greatest battles for his silliest gooses. (she/her)

the green place
Joined March 2009
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fuck it im making potstickers
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Something very grave is happening on NBC… Jamie Lee Curtis and Tea Leoni are on a devoid-of-laughs-but-filmed-in-front-of-a-live-studio-audience multicam sitcom and no one knows this but me and my mom
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Miss Hannigan:
i support abortion because i wish so many of y'all had been aborted
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The most grief-stricken and traumatized electorate in the country, who saw Trump admin’s chaos and cruelty up close ⬇️ “In Hennepin and Ramsey counties — where the federal agents were most active during Operation Metro Surge — voters turned out in force, casting roughly 122,000 more ballots combined than in the last midterm election." “In Minnesota, voters carried memories of frightened children, disrupted schools and fears for relatives into the voting booth Tuesday, with many citing last winter’s federal immigration crackdown as they backed Democrats by striking margins.”
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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Happy six year anniversary to the best day of my life
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I. AM. NOT. INTERESTED. IN. REACHING. ACROSS. THE. AISLE.
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sans antidépresseurs : j’ai envie de mourir avec antidépresseurs : j’ai envie de mourir et j’en ai rien à foutre
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my kink is being included
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It can’t always be Paris or Milan, someone’s gotta hold it down in Des Moines, Iowa
Videos of governor-elect of Iowa Rob Sand modeling for Prada in the 2000s have resurfaced.
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fool me once, i'll kill myself in front of you can't fool me twice now can you
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If the metro fails and falls, the whole state goes down with it. You are rooting for your own demise.
Listen metro Minnesota. I did not give two shits about you before …. Now, even less.. stay the fuck in the 694/494 area…. Greater Minnesota does not want you. Fail and Fall…. The rest of us don’t care.. Burn baby burn..
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Yeah, I thought everyone knew Hatchet was only assigned because boys are bad readers when they’re not interested in the subject matter
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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chicken al pastor? i had no idea he was ordained.
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I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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Putting anyone in jail and registering them as a sex offender for consensual acts between adults should scare a lot more people.
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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I'm sorry I'm just done taking these people seriously. I'm fighting for trans people's right to exist not the trans puppy girl commune. He fucking turned Texas blue while openly supporting trans people this is not the time to be purity testing him.
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I love my dad with all my heart, know him better than almost anyone in the world, could deliver a days-long speech on why he’s the greatest guy in the world. Now if only I could think of one singular Christmas present to get him.
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"everyday" wear? really Met Gala? Bob Mackie died. you had the perfect replacement theme handed to you!
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" you won't always feel this way " WRONG ! i have the always feel this way disorder
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