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Green Cleaning Guru, Husband, Dad, Piper's Master 🐾.OSU, Guards, Browns & Cavs Fan. Scratch golfer wannabe.

Cleveland, Ohio
Joined May 2011
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Chris Matejka retweeted
As of 10am ET, Sophie Cunningham’s Adidas shoes are completely SOLD OUT in both men’s & women’s sizes 👏 She’s a superstar.
By 9am ET, Sophie Cunningham’s Adidas shoes are almost completely sold out on Adidas.com 🤯
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Where are you going? 👀👀👀 #LeBron #LeBronWatch #Cavs #Heat #Warriors #NBA – at Strongsville, OH
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I want to ask the students screaming “Death to America”, do you have any idea what happens when American values die? Because I do. My family fled Iran, a country where freedom died. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone. You think America is oppressive because you have never experienced real oppression. You think silence is violence because you’ve never been silenced. You think words are dangerous because you have never watched a government drag someone away for speaking them. You think capitalism is evil because you have never stood in a bread line. You think borders are immoral because you have never had to flee across one. You think revolution is romantic because you have never had a revolution take everything from you. I have. And that’s why I refuse to be quiet.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
"That's disgusting guys. Sorry about that". Bryce Harper was mic'd up during his strikeout against Cade Smith's nasty splitter 😭
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I can't believe this is real. The Chancellor of UC San Francisco testified under oath that a "vast majority of pregnancies are in women." Implying some pregnancies occur in men. When asked directly whether a non-biological woman has ever had a baby, he refused to answer. This is the head of one of the top medical schools in the country.
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So much 90s nostalgia going on here😂 #FIFA #MTV #SpiceGirls 🇺🇸 🇬🇧
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Chris Matejka retweeted
10 years. 10 years. I’ve listened to every Dem & never Trump pundit call Trump, Elon and anyone else who voted Republican a Nazi. And now they line up behind Platner, with an actual Nazi tattoo. Unbelievable.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
THROWBACK: When first-overall pick Baker Mayfield made his #NFL debut for the #Browns on TNF. When Mayfield took the field, Cleveland was trailing 14-0 and was on a 19-game winless streak. 17 of 23 73.9% 201 yards A dramatic 21-17 comeback victory 🥶
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Chris Matejka retweeted
This may be the song of the summer.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
The @Browns just got a 6’6 311lbs BEAST In Spencer Fano. He moves like a tight end in a tackle body with elite lateral agility to pull out in space, get reach blocks in the run game and the balance to recover when initially beat. He gave up 0 sacks in 357 pass-pro snaps last year. THAT’S HOW YOU PROTECT SHEDEUR SANDERS.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job
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Chris Matejka retweeted
Introducing my new caddie 🤝
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Chris Matejka retweeted
There’s been a media blackout on this corruption story. Why? Well, because the alleged perpetrator is a Democrat. If these allegations are true, this is one of the most brazen abuses of tax payer money in recent memory.
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I’ve just heard the news about White House Chief of Staff, Susie Wiles. My deep sympathies are with her as she navigates kicking breast cancer’s ass. Keeping her and her family in my thoughts.
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Chris Matejka retweeted
The Catman Cafe in Mansfield goes WILD as Matt Boldy, whose mom works here as a bartender, scores the opener against Canada. 1-0 USA @wbznewsradio
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Chris Matejka retweeted
They're still not listening 😂
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