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riley ⋆ ݁π–₯” Λ–

@clynicallysane

#1 olympic world champion of thinking things β˜† michigan tattoos β˜† focusflipper on ig

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π–ˆπ–π–†π–‡π–†π–Ÿπ–Žπ–™π–Š (@raisinchoirgirl) profile pictureπ–ˆπ–π–†π–‡π–†π–Ÿπ–Žπ–™π–Š@raisinchoirgirl18 Nov 2024
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n@onlywithnNov 12
what a terrible thing to be born with so much love and spend your whole life learning where not to put it. again and again and again.
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BoiltOwl@nealjclark19h
Perfect short story
HowlingKanye (@HowlingKanye) profile pictureHowlingKanye
@HowlingKanyeNov 12
My ketamine guy invited me to his daughter’s quinceaΓ±era and it’s the first time I’ve been invited somewhere since high school. I got a haircut and a gift receipt. His abuela told me I had kind eyes and I wept, then danced like I was the one in the gauche little princess dress.
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kt, esq. (@____katieee) profile picture
kt, esq.@____katieee6h
restraining orders often have language about directing third parties to contact the victim so in my opinion yes
michael (@mchlhess) profile picturemichael
@mchlhessNov 12
does this count as breaking no-contact
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no context memes
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Ciara (@Ciara_BK) profile picture
Ciara@Ciara_BK6h
Before everyone was fucking obsessed with aging, her (and Pharrell) were 35 and ruling the charts
mimitastic (@bblmariah) profile picturemimitastic
@bblmariahNov 13
The fact that she was 35 during this era is crazy I thought she was in her early 20s
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mika (@mikasagrada) profile picture
mika@mikasagradaNov 12
O conceito de sentir falta de uma amizade que vocΓͺ nΓ£o quer de volta
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#1 samir (@samir) profile picture
#1 samir
@samirNov 13
It’s wild that they made like 7 great perfect candy bars like 100 years ago and they never made another good one again
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Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) profile picture
Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff3h
oh, good, that ought to solve it
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouse7h
English is the official language of the United States.
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elele (@eleleeeeeeeeee) profile picture
elele@eleleeeeeeeeeeNov 12
every time I go to the zoo the goats ask me how I escaped
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Beera Slamden (@wyatt_riot_69) profile picture
Beera Slamden@wyatt_riot_6912h
We’re weeks away from figuring out how to r summon and ride a waymos like a sand worm
NoDoors-Merch.com (@TexasTSLA) profile pictureNoDoors-Merch.com
@TexasTSLANov 12
PSA how to reverse a Waymo πŸ›‘πŸ˜‚
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uncle gworl (@_uncle_gworl) profile picture
uncle gworl
@_uncle_gworl9h
they simply don’t make em like this anymore, jesus christ
wayBackinTimes (@waybackintimes) profile picturewayBackinTimes
@waybackintimesNov 10
need everyone to remember that in 2001, Incubus looked Madonna dead in the eyes and said β€œwhat if we made Like a Virgin sound like it belongs in an abandoned skatepark” πŸ›ΉπŸ’€πŸ”Š 10/10. No notes.
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no context memes
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seΓ±orita (@NOToggp) profile picture
seΓ±orita@NOToggpOct 13
#NotAllWomen
πŸ’² (@basedmotion) profile pictureπŸ’²
@basedmotionOct 13
Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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DeKIRAtive Gourd SeasonπŸ‰ (@kirabira) profile picture
DeKIRAtive Gourd SeasonπŸ‰@kirabiraNov 10
Legit crying about this, this is such huge amazing hopeful news.
SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) (@COVID19_disease) profile pictureSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19)
@COVID19_diseaseNov 10
🚨 GOOD NEWS: Bleached corals recovered within seven weeks after touching healthy clones in a Stanford lab study, with researchers saying bleached corals are not a lost cause
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✯ Luxe ✯ (@luxeprogressive) profile picture
✯ Luxe ✯
@luxeprogressiveNov 6
I have a plan to get Medicare for All passed. 1. Pass in House and Senate 2. Send Abdul to the Oval Office to meet with Trump 3. Trump examines his body and his ass and his biceps and falls completely in love with him 4. Abdul tells Trump if he signs the bill we can call it Trumpcare. Like Obamacare but better and he can take the credit for it. Statues built in his honor 5. Trump says okeyy Abdool I’ll do it hehe
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;@maryveaskNov 12
ilk favori aktivitem durmadan konuşmak ikinci favori aktivitem son derece sessiz olup kimseyle konuşmamak
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Sam Austen
@booktycoonNov 12
Jumpscared at the barber shop, legitimately thought the fabric of time was unraveling
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Paris@goodyhiltonNov 12
I could be your strapped Kate Moss tonight
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lowkey idk if its bc retrograde is coming to an end but suddenly i feel my heart becoming less heavy and my outlook on life is more positive. like i realized im actually proud of myself and love the woman ive become this afternoon!??? im really giving girl who’s going to be ok
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Flowers🌷@FlowersidmbNov 12
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