@coolratguy

world champion of magnet swallowing / gassy balding cageboy / fake gooncel / dry jerker / two-handed wiper / friend to man and beast alike / hair fetishist

 getting stretched at walmart
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Joined September 2020
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Sorry bro I don't want to play your low poly roguelite ultrakill-inspired boomer shooter I'm trying to play with my frenulum here
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the funniest part of star wars lore bending over backwards to justify why no one uses trakata is that there's no need. the reason why no one uses it is because turning off your lightsaber is a dumb ass move and has basically zero advantage over just doing a disengage
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Calli Giovanninni@NiniGiovanini6h
Disciple (A.K.I & F.A.N.G. Street Fighter) Back when AKI got announced, I thought FANG was dead and she kept his body at home.
Digital painting depicting a naked AKI embracing the decaying corpse of Fang. AKI is a pale muscular yet skeletal woman with medium size white hair and bandages covering her forehead. She embraces and closely smiles at a corpse, FANG, who wears a black hat and is dressed in purple robes. A purple snake can be seen resting at the top of the frame.

ALT Digital painting depicting a naked AKI embracing the decaying corpse of Fang. AKI is a pale muscular yet skeletal woman with medium size white hair and bandages covering her forehead. She embraces and closely smiles at a corpse, FANG, who wears a black hat and is dressed in purple robes. A purple snake can be seen resting at the top of the frame.

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Hood Action News
@BAPingLoud12h
I told Lindyman I don’t think 1939 Greece would clear Modern Africa in a war and that nigga punched my lights out no warning no nothing
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zinzy°🐻
@zinzy_jsJun 18
A nigga in my mentions just called Zach Edey “the Asian Yao Ming”
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ari@arriversary11 Jan 2025
just got into basketball, YAO MING IS A REAL PERSON????????????
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ToadlyToad 💎🎃@ToadlyToad8h
Just found out it’s called Metroidvania cuz the genre’s biggest inspirations are Metroid and Pennsylvania
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General Buttnaked, Joseph Kony and Abubakr Shekau
Bambulu
@BqmbuluMay 20
I recommend that every man should study at least 3 war generals Your life depends on it
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finn@finnoreokastroOct 10
what that one sotoan on benefits in dinsmark posts during the sotoa-usea war
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the@Amanseeks13h
A Sotoan teenager just posted this video from his suburban house in Osea shortly after losing an argument against a Usean
finn@finnoreokastroOct 11
true nomads
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King II: Giant Swing Boogaloo@KingSavageAxe15h
GEMMA Squadron vs Rex is pretty much this
APXStrider01
@Nightwing7889Oct 12
Lets face it, I'm sure most of us went full Mercenary Style mode on these poor sods just get the points for the S Rank
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tj@tjpoofOct 10
Replying to @1BBGGGUU
@1BBGGGUU
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Mike@hammeritoOct 10
conniving eunuch@1BBGGGUUOct 10
in every ball sport you have one of two attitudes toward the ball. either “i will hurt you” or “i will cherish you”. interestingly, arguably the least violent sport, baseball, has the most violent attitude toward the ball. but the most violent sport, football, most loves the ball
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conniving eunuch@1BBGGGUUOct 10
in every ball sport you have one of two attitudes toward the ball. either “i will hurt you” or “i will cherish you”. interestingly, arguably the least violent sport, baseball, has the most violent attitude toward the ball. but the most violent sport, football, most loves the ball
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D7om (slop)@StarwalkerFanOct 11
when you make a tweet about a fictional character then a rp account of that character replies to you
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@omgnicewordsOct 9
now that i have the world’s attention, i need an advise, my grandma is non-binary, what do i call her? grandthem?
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Stragic@Demontics22Oct 11
this nigga broadcasting like he reading me a bedtime story
Underdog NBA
@UnderdogNBAOct 11
Darius Acuff Jr. vs. Warriors: 25 PTS 8 AST 8-15 FG 4-6 3PT
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crying_anabell@crying_anabellOct 11
What do you mean this is southpark
qvaris //comms open//@azqvarisJul 27
🫀🩻🫂 #kyman #southpark
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jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJoOct 11
Mantras for when your team is losing
Boyidiot@ironicallyubiOct 11
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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sam pellegrino@eddieredclifeOct 11
My favorite post of all time
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JoeLongBalls@JoeLongBallsOct 11
you find this guy parked in a tunnel making this a very funny implication
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