world champion of magnet swallowing / gassy balding cageboy / fake gooncel / dry jerker / two-handed wiper / friend to man and beast alike / hair fetishist
getting stretched at walmart
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the most insane take i've ever seen was somebody calling Native Americans colonizers because "they're still American"
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We were at the cinema and my friend asked if I wanted popcorn and I, almost like reflex, purely unconsciously, said the phrase ‘I find popcorn juvenile.’ I’ve never thought that before. I don’t even believe it. But my instinct for Having Something To Say overwhelmed even me
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Found this guy on insta that is smoking a random plant every day that he finds near his place, not even a week in and he has already smoked nightshade
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This is the most insane path to top 8 i have seen in my entire life.
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Shannon Sharpe and Ochocinco looked up Madison Beer while discussing Justin Herbert’s POOR performances this season, leading to the Chargers being 0-5, and instantly understood why he might be DISTRACTED 😭💀
“Let me see what she looks like… OH SH-T. I don’t put too much cream in my coffee, but I get it.” 😭😭
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imagine fucking up this bad
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coming into riftbound I approached playing rogue in a tcg the way I approached playing a low tier in a fighting game like “I can always just play better :D”
No. No you can’t. You straight up do not have a fair landscape. Like after a point you don’t have control on the outcome.
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Thinking about the time a guy was awoken from his slumber after a decade and the first thing he posted was to get mad at a vinesauce joke I made
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Disciple
(A.K.I & F.A.N.G. Street Fighter)
Back when AKI got announced, I thought FANG was dead and she kept his body at home.
ALT Digital painting depicting a naked AKI embracing the decaying corpse of Fang. AKI is a pale muscular yet skeletal woman with medium size white hair and bandages covering her forehead. She embraces and closely smiles at a corpse, FANG, who wears a black hat and is dressed in purple robes. A purple snake can be seen resting at the top of the frame.
