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LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐

@crotchner2

do as i say

 Brooklyn / DC
Joined June 2023
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#YIMBY 🇺🇸 (@anvilpinyata) profile picture
#YIMBY 🇺🇸
@anvilpinyata13h
type of jobs they had during the New Deal
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im unc (@bl1sterex1sts) profile picture
im unc@bl1sterex1stsOct 28
This halloween I'm going to be The Pervert
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Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 (@godspeed_aflame) profile picture
Moonstruck❤️‍🔥@godspeed_aflame10h
red pill accounts on here seem to be engineering some kind of Greek hero cult based around getting cucked by Chad.
Specter (@DemonFramed) profile pictureSpecter
@DemonFramed12h
If you’re in a relationship right now, you’re at the mercy of Chad. All it takes is one text, one glance, one ounce of attention from him, and suddenly your entire relationship is hanging by a thread.
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dying of a copium overdose in the idgaf wars
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My connection in the pentagon is saying we should all go to the banks right now and take all our money out
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mickey (@meowspirin) profile picture
mickey@meowspirin13h
Uk banned bbw face sitting before first cousin marriages
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They wrote a book about you
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Maverick Alexander (@MaverickDarby) profile picture
Maverick Alexander
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RFK: "I might get in trouble for saying this..." Unreal.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated satire from an account known for producing fake RFK clips with "Unreal" captions and end disclaimers; no such speech exists. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… x.com/SecKennedy/sta… politico.com/newsletters/po…
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i²cjak
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Nailo (@CryoNailo) profile pictureNailo
@CryoNailoOct 29
What a dirty slut of a plane.
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is it offensive to ask navy guys if they’ve ever gotten a little gay with it
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Sarah (@GlobeFarrah) profile picture
Sarah@GlobeFarrah14h
SAHM (stuck at home moms)
Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) profile pictureYour OG 🐩@LRNROSEOct 28
most of the #trad wives on here are dangerously poor. thts the part they are omitting from the conversation and the part people would understand but im not convinced you NEVER want a break from your kids. #cutitout
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i think im always going to be happier in a 1000sqf apartment or small townhouse in the city than in a huge house in the suburbs. i think if i were capable of leading that kind of life the shift to it sounding appealing would have happened by now
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My dad still calls it Rhodesia
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Trey Greenwell (@LeTreySpreewell) profile picture
Trey Greenwell
@LeTreySpreewellOct 29
Democrats propose actual capitalism
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 29
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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woke up craving bacon after 2 decades of jewing out about it
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Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas@_parasocialOct 29
when you’ve had to save up for years for a family day at the zoo, a dirty thirty trip with friends is unfathomable
Your OG 🐩 (@LRNROSE) profile pictureYour OG 🐩@LRNROSEOct 28
most of the #trad wives on here are dangerously poor. thts the part they are omitting from the conversation and the part people would understand but im not convinced you NEVER want a break from your kids. #cutitout
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they should make a networking event that doesn’t end in suicidal ideation
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I will go out on a whim and say this is the most terrifying message you can receive
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hey sorry I accidentally shared your moms Facebook profile photo. it’ll probably happen again if I’m being completely honest with myself
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