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The year is 2035. AI has taken over the internet. Nothing online is real anymore. Every video, every influencer, every girlfriend, every news story is fake. So everyone logged off.
Digital work was obliterated and automated. The most valualbe skills are now cooking, fixing a truck, farming and fixing things with your hands.
You moved to the land with your wife and 5 close couples.
Farmers and mechanics are the new millionaires. Dinner parties are the new social media. People write letters again. Your kids grow up barefoot, climbing trees and eating steak and eggs instead of scrolling.
News? the only news is your 6th kid on the way.
Turns out AI didn’t destroy humanity. It just made the internet so fake that we finally went back outside.
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Yet another Fed decision that just reminds me of why I love Bitcoin in the face of endless monetary debasement.
The Federal Reserve just voted to keep interest rates unchanged, even as inflation remains elevated.
Their stated objective remains 2% inflation, measured using the Personal Consumption Expenditures (PCE) price index.
I want everyone to understand what this actually means over a generation.
At 2% annual inflation, the U.S. dollar loses 32.7% of its purchasing power over 20 years.
That's a 48.59% cumulative increase in consumer prices. A basket of goods costing $100 today would cost $148.59 in 20 years.
And that's assuming the Federal Reserve achieves its inflation target perfectly, every single year.
Now consider where we actually are.
The latest PCE data shows prices increased 2.43% during the first eight months of 2026.
Annualized on a compounded basis, that's 3.67% inflation.
This is the Federal Reserve's own preferred inflation measurement, running at an annualized pace substantially above its stated target.
Now consider the consequences if that rate persisted.
At 3.67% annual inflation compounded over 20 years, the U.S. dollar loses 51.37% of its purchasing power.
The cumulative price increase would be 105.62%.
Your $100 basket of goods would cost $205.62.
And here's where the mathematics becomes extraordinary.
The median existing American home currently sells for $417,500.
If home prices appreciated at the same 3.67% annual rate, that home would cost approximately $858,467 in 2046.
That's nearly $441,000 in nominal appreciation.
And the real, inflation-adjusted appreciation?
Zero.
A house could more than double in nominal price over a generation without increasing in real value whatsoever.
We spend our entire lives accumulating dollars, negotiating raises, building home equity, and measuring our financial progress using nominal figures.
Meanwhile, the purchasing power of the unit we use to measure that progress continuously deteriorates.
And even if the Federal Reserve achieves exactly what it considers price stability, that still means nearly one-third of the dollar's purchasing power disappearing over 20 years.
At the current annualized PCE pace, that hypothetical loss exceeds half.
These aren't exotic assumptions or complicated financial models. They're the mathematical consequences of compounding inflation, calculated using the Federal Reserve's preferred price index.
Debasement is terrifying.
Thank God for Bitcoin.
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Dear Secretary Bessent @SecScottBessent,
My name is Everett Stern. In 2010 I was a compliance officer at @HSBC. From a back office in New Castle, Delaware, I watched billions of dollars move to drug cartels, sanctioned regimes, and terrorist organizations. The enemies of the United States. I documented it, I escalated it, and when the bank would not act, I took it to the @FBI, the @CIA, and eventually the @SECGov.
The result was a $1.92 billion settlement. At the time, it was one of the largest in American history. It was also about five weeks of the bank’s profit. Not one banker was charged. Not one went to prison.
I paid a different price. I lost my career, my savings, and my place in the industry I had trained for. I was blacklisted. Every door in American finance closed at once. I slept on a camping cot in a 300 square foot apartment because I could not afford a bed, and I waited tables at @PFChangs to eat. I tell you this not for sympathy, but so you understand that I know exactly what it costs to do the right thing in American finance, and exactly how little the system does in return.
I made that sacrifice because I believed it would change something.
Yesterday, your department fined @BankofAmerica $1.2 billion for failing to report more than $5 billion in suspicious transactions, some of it tied by your own findings to Chinese laundering networks, narcotics, and the southwest border, alongside 475 apparent sanctions violations touching Russia, Iran, and global terrorism. The bank admitted it willfully violated the Bank Secrecy Act.
Fourteen years after HSBC. A bank with “America” in its name. And once again, not one individual charged.
Secretary Bessent, I want to say plainly what I believe you already know. The fines are not working.
A fine is paid by shareholders, absorbed by the balance sheet, and forgotten by the next earnings call. Bank of America reported earnings this morning. Nobody who set the alert thresholds, nobody who decided the 2024 cease and desist could wait, nobody who chose the backlog over the law will lose a single thing they value. Their lives are untouched. That is the entire reason the behavior repeats.
This is money laundering. This is blood money. Money that reaches a cartel buys fentanyl that kills Americans. Money that reaches a terrorist organization buys the next attack. This country has fought a war on drugs and a war on terror for decades, at enormous cost in lives and treasure, and all the while we have allowed the financing to flow through institutions we charter and regulate. Cut off the money and we win. We have never seriously tried.
There is also a question of equal justice that I cannot let go.
Before I walked into the FBI building to report HSBC, I stopped in front of the Great Seal on the wall and read the words engraved beneath it: “Justice is the defense of our liberty.” I believed that. I still want to. But every day in this country, people go to prison for crimes that are nothing next to moving money for the people who want Americans dead. A suit, a title, and a corporate badge should not be a shield from the consequences that apply to everyone else. If a street dealer goes to prison for what he sells, the banker who moved the cartel’s money should be standing next to him.
I also want to raise something that is rarely said in these conversations. Why has no one inside Bank of America come forward the way I did? The answer is that everyone in American banking knows what happened to me, and to the whistleblowers who came after. The last person who spoke up is the only policy anyone believes. That is a culture problem, and it starts with leadership, in the banks and in the agencies that regulate them.
This is not a political issue. It has spanned administrations of both parties. It is a national security issue, and I am asking you to treat it as one.
Three things would change the math overnight.
Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined.
End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one.
And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them.
Secretary Bessent, you said yesterday that these actions send a clear message that even the biggest institutions are not above the law. With respect, the institution was never the problem. The people inside it are above the law, and they know it. Until that changes, I will keep writing letters like this one, and the next bank will keep paying the next fine.
I gave up everything I had to stop this. I am asking you to use the power you have to finish it.
Respectfully,
Everett A. Stern
HSBC Whistleblower
Founder and Intelligence Director, Tactical Rabbit
CP retweeted
The first COVID stimulus check was $1,200.
At the time, that bought ~0.18 BTC.
The proposed check is $5,000.
Today, that buys only ~0.06 BTC.
More than 4x the dollars per check, yet roughly 1/3 as much Bitcoin.
You are running out of time.
Screw muse. THIS is 🤯
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CP retweeted
5% on $40T in US Federal debt = $2T proforma.
How restrictive to growth is it for the US govt to shell out $2t/year (6.5% of GDP) in interest "stimmy's" to Boomers, who are already the richest generation in history & will likely therefore spend it ASAP before they die?
LOL
People posting their AI wins like this just show how lazy they are and how financially incompetent they must be. Either cure cancer or stay quiet
Mind blowing how much @muse can do in 24 hours. Groceries, cleaning, dinner ordered, and $200 back from subscriptions you forgot you had.
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This is happening during rate hikes.
What happened when we are cutting hard?
I’m honestly shocked by the strength of $SATA.
Peak fear in the markets with clarity + rate hikes and it’s holding par.
Just insane.
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AI productivity was supposed to grow governments out of their debt crisis. Now the people building frontier AI want to "slow it down".
If productivity can’t outrun the debt, then what? How does anyone get paid back?
Nobody can “slow down” Bitcoin. Stay humble. Stack sats.
We Must Pace the Frontier: I’ve written a new essay on why the AI industry should slow down, with a three-part plan for doing so.
Anthropic is unilaterally committing to the first of these steps. We’ll provide third-party evaluators with permanent, employee-level access to our systems, so that they can verify adherence to our safety measures, report on incidents, and assess models’ alignment during training.
You can read the full post here: darioamodei.com/post/we-must…
Gen X defined:
Ages 45-61
Looks 35-40
Will 100% throw hands
Doesn't care about your feelings
Cusses a lot
Will make you cry with words
Great work ethic
Pragmatic
Zero tolerance for stupidity
Skeptical of authority
Doesn't trust anyone at 1st
Extremely loyal friend
Figures shit out
Most likely your boss
Works hard, plays hard
No fear
Sarcastic as fuck
Still listens to the same music
Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country
Proficient in analog & digital tech
Self reliant
Adaptable to any environment
Just wants to be left alone
CP retweeted
‘$2,000 Tariff Dividend’ = Tariffs ended up illegal and the US had to pay $160
billion instead
‘$5,000 Doge payment’ = the US spent more instead of saving, no payment made
‘$5,000 Dividend bribe to vote Republican’ = likely illegal and won’t be paid.
Not great
My prediction coming true. Massive wage deflation incoming to blue collar jobs from laid off white collar workers and robotics. Soon supply > demand. Nobody owns enough btc for what they’re going to have to print
I was laid off in June, and it’s become apparent that the white collar world is off limits to middle-aged white men. So I’ve been studying for my EPA 608 certification to do HVAC work. Enter the trades at 43 is a humbling proposition, but it’s the clearest path to building an AI-resistant business for my sons.
































