🦿: Bionic. Again but better.
Georgia, USA
Joined April 2011
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Multiple roommates. Ramen noodles. Near public transportation. Respect to the people who do whatever it takes.
I worked as a bartender. Bar-back. $2.15 an hr plus whatever tips got shared. Worked at a retail store. Never had benefits at any job.
Had 5 roommates in a 3 br apt. Ate lousy food out of cans and ate a ton of peanuts and shit food at happy hour. Had credit cards ripped up. Etc.
But I learned a ton. Taught me what was right and wrong about running a business by watching my bosses and their bosses
Yeah I know. It was much easier then, when inflation was 15 pct and national unemployment was 10 %. I know I was fortunate when I finally got fired from the store, and had to start my own business with zero cash. Bill collectors everywhere.
Even luckier when I found my first customer so I could pay my bills
But I recognize it’s so much harder today.
Which is why I respect the people who are willing to do what it takes to get started
Would love @mcuban to explain how someone at McDonalds can afford rent (and other living expenses)
Cynthia retweeted
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a second.
Is...is Saturday Night Live becoming...funny again?
Glad we defunded @pbs 😂 We do not hate the media enough
If you go to bed on election night and don't know who won a midterm congressional race, that's normal. And if you wake up the next morning and find that a candidate who was behind hours earlier has since pulled ahead, that's normal, too. (via @PolitiFact) to.pbs.org/4zqnWBa
Sooooo …. @ajc finally admitting it?
Georgia’s 2020 past hangs over the state ahead of Election Day 2026 bit.ly/4yP9rpn
Cynthia retweeted
Staff spinning isn’t just a trick—it actively unlocks stiff shoulders and a tight neck.
Start with a broomstick.
Keep elbows soft, move slow and smooth, and focus on full arcs.
Just 5 minutes after sitting works better than most stretches.
Cynthia retweeted
Vivaldi's “Winter,” visualized in a fascinating way, so that the auditory experience is even more intense; one can literally “see” the music, so to speak.
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I’m Starting an "Older Fans" where you pay $5.99 a month to watch me injure myself doing absolutely nothing.
Cynthia retweeted
2021: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2022: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2023: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2024: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2025: Paid $139 for Prime. Packages late.
2026:
Customer: "This package missed the guaranteed delivery date."
Amazon Bot: "We are so sorry for the delay! It is still in transit and should arrive tomorrow."
Customer: "I am not asking for a tracking update. Two-day Prime shipping is a paid retail contract. Since you missed the delivery window, apply the $15 monthly Prime fee credit to my account balance immediately."
48 hours later...