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Nigeria
Joined December 2012
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With loveโ€™โค๏ธ
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You get really washed when youโ€™re just focused on saving money and paying bills. You look up and realize your wardrobe trash as hell.
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these push and pull doors are too hard, some of us donโ€™t have strength nau.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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one of my friends is happy.. man feels on top of the world, because his girlfriend is now โ€œmatureโ€ lmaoo.. he says she no longer complains , doesnโ€™t get jealous or make a fuse when he fails to give her attention. should i tell him ??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Iโ€™ve realised Iโ€™m quite vain when it comes to physical appearances. I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I donโ€™t find them physically beautiful๐Ÿ˜น.
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โ€œit is wellโ€ ~ the average nigerian who has seen it all and canโ€™t even complain anymore.
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โ€œto that your rubbish Opay right?โ€ yes o that rubbish one
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you automatically look skinny if your arms are skinny
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Hypothetically speaking: Someone offers you $1 million but the catch is, a stranger must die a very gruesome and painful death, no one will ever know that youโ€™re the reason for it. But at some point in your life, youโ€™re going to receive a video tape showing this person being murdered and you have to watch the entire video. You have 10 seconds to decide, are you taking the money or not?
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Replying to @silverpenydr
You will keep fighting for you life, until you disburse the laptops
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Youโ€™ll think youโ€™re special until you see his chats with other women.
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even if na 10k i get, i fit consider that bolt.
I fit get 10m for account Make bolt be 7k, walahi i swear i go enter that along of 1k Walahi Bolt keh?
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As a woman thereโ€™ll be a weird phase in your life where you will ONLY attract married men, men in relationships or younger men. And it will be a rotation of the 3. Itโ€™s very important that you ignore them because it passes very quickly. I have no idea what causes it
Why do men see me and see a side chick?๐Ÿ˜”
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Donโ€™t settle for no mean ass nigga. Life too short for that weird shit
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Dear 9-5ers if you have not still gotten paid by now you are not in a structured company.
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tomorrow, lagosians will leave their houses as early as 6am for work only to come home to no light, heatwave & spoilt foods but hey! the governor can dress ๐Ÿ˜
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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Top fooling. In tears to be back outside?
BNXN in tears while performing โ€œBack Outsideโ€ at #TraceLiveBNXN. ๐Ÿฅบ
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Make una no fear my return again , Make una help me return abeg
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Whether I be a good or bad person for your story, na my part I play for your life. I no fit do wetin God no send me
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The money weโ€™re looking for is not wig money o๐Ÿคฃ
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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