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You get really washed when youโre just focused on saving money and paying bills. You look up and realize your wardrobe trash as hell.
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these push and pull doors are too hard, some of us donโt have strength nau.๐ญ
one of my friends is happy.. man feels on top of the world, because his girlfriend is now โmatureโ lmaoo.. he says she no longer complains , doesnโt get jealous or make a fuse when he fails to give her attention. should i tell him ??? ๐ญ๐ญ
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Iโve realised Iโm quite vain when it comes to physical appearances.
I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I donโt find them physically beautiful๐น.
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โit is wellโ
~ the average nigerian who has seen it all and canโt even complain anymore.
Hypothetically speaking: Someone offers you $1 million but the catch is, a stranger must die a very gruesome and painful death, no one will ever know that youโre the reason for it. But at some point in your life, youโre going to receive a video tape showing this person being murdered and you have to watch the entire video. You have 10 seconds to decide, are you taking the money or not?
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Replying to @silverpenydr
You will keep fighting for you life, until you disburse the laptops
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As a woman thereโll be a weird phase in your life where you will ONLY attract married men, men in relationships or younger men. And it will be a rotation of the 3.
Itโs very important that you ignore them because it passes very quickly. I have no idea what causes it
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Dear 9-5ers if you have not still gotten paid by now you are not in a structured company.
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tomorrow, lagosians will leave their houses as early as 6am for work only to come home to no light, heatwave & spoilt foods but hey! the governor can dress ๐
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
Top fooling. In tears to be back outside?


























