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Nigeria
Joined December 2012
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You get really washed when you’re just focused on saving money and paying bills. You look up and realize your wardrobe trash as hell.
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these push and pull doors are too hard, some of us don’t have strength nau.😭
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one of my friends is happy.. man feels on top of the world, because his girlfriend is now β€œmature” lmaoo.. he says she no longer complains , doesn’t get jealous or make a fuse when he fails to give her attention. should i tell him ??? 😭😭
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I’ve realised I’m quite vain when it comes to physical appearances. I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I don’t find them physically beautiful😹.
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β€œit is well” ~ the average nigerian who has seen it all and can’t even complain anymore.
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β€œto that your rubbish Opay right?” yes o that rubbish one
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you automatically look skinny if your arms are skinny
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Replying to @silverpenydr
You will keep fighting for you life, until you disburse the laptops
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You’ll think you’re special until you see his chats with other women.
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even if na 10k i get, i fit consider that bolt.
I fit get 10m for account Make bolt be 7k, walahi i swear i go enter that along of 1k Walahi Bolt keh?
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As a woman there’ll be a weird phase in your life where you will ONLY attract married men, men in relationships or younger men. And it will be a rotation of the 3. It’s very important that you ignore them because it passes very quickly. I have no idea what causes it
Why do men see me and see a side chick?πŸ˜”
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Don’t settle for no mean ass nigga. Life too short for that weird shit
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Dear 9-5ers if you have not still gotten paid by now you are not in a structured company.
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tomorrow, lagosians will leave their houses as early as 6am for work only to come home to no light, heatwave & spoilt foods but hey! the governor can dress 😁
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i hate it when black clothes aren't black enough to match the other black clothes
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Top fooling. In tears to be back outside?
BNXN in tears while performing β€œBack Outside” at #TraceLiveBNXN. πŸ₯Ί
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Make una no fear my return again , Make una help me return abeg
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Whether I be a good or bad person for your story, na my part I play for your life. I no fit do wetin God no send me
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The money we’re looking for is not wig money o🀣
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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Lnfaoooooo "Odogwu silencer."
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