Super agent for @MFHockeyClub top line, whoever they happen to be that week. Let me get you a Escalade. Addicted to the #grind. Team #noteamdeals
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Are you insulting the children because they won't play with you?
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1 Swiss Franc = 1.02 USD. Mastermind deal. Players contact me for well engineered deals like this.
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#MuffinFarmers with most complete effort of the season in 8-1 victory over the Offenders.
@sscoolj66 and @TheMorrellJr with hat tricks. @JVayda34 sparkles with 31 saves. Team record now 3-2-0.
#FarmOn
#DefendTheThrone
Out of respect for my clients #wokeness @RossRobbiReport has forgone reporting my clients appearnace in an A league game tonight. Rumor has it he had a multi-point night and was offered a one way deal by mgt post game. God bless @RossRobbiReport
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If Ryder Whitney gives up a bomb in the LLWS and congratulates the kid while rounding the bases he is getting dragged off the mound and driven directly back to Boston in an Uber X
My client @sscoolj66 has voiced his unhappiness with the physical punishment he received during the tail end of last season, specifically denoting the 89mph waist high passes from @Wolf_Stansson3. He is considering his options to report Sunday.
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As far as client @sscoolj66 he is currently unreachable as he is receiving his complimentary hair transplant procedure courtesy of inclusion by linemate @TheMorrellJr recent deal.
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He will listen to offers from the following teams:
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@TheMorrellJr extra demands are to help entice liney @sscoolj66 to stick around the next few seasons and selfishly help keep @TheMorrellJr at top of league point standings.
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Apologies to the twitterverse. My incompetent PR manager included the incorrect client information. My prior tweet is for conclusion of @TheMorrellJr deal with MuffinFarmers. You think you can get @sscoolj66 for that cheap?!??!!!! Hell nah.
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Credit to me @currency_squad for getting this deal inked. It's a great day to be a muffin.
into the locker room, and the guaranteed coverage of all expenses related to an experimental hair transplant procedure in Brazil he will undergo this offseason.
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I am pleased to announce my pale and beautiful client @sscoolj66 has come to terms on a deal with @MFHockeyClub. 4 years 10.5M AAV with 25M coming in year 1. The deal includes unlimited access to Gillete Fusion 5 razors, the installation of the finest tanning bed money can buy
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On God, the homie @sscoolj66 just told the homie @TheMorrellJr they finna PJ out to Vegas, grab dinner then PJ back. That's balla shit fam @MFHockeyClub bacced up da brinks truck!!
Respecting my work thus far for @TheMorrellJr and those other top line guys I have come to terms on a deal to represent Championship MVP A Sivek. His demands are simple. No media. No speaking to him. No congratulating him after goals.
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Champs baby! @MFHockeyClub GM better open the check book this summer