Just saw an AI video where Harambe actually rescues the boy who fell in his enclosure and then they both got jobs as servers at Red Lobster and I just have so many thoughts but infinitely more questions.

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Velodus✨ · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:45 PM UTC

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Velodus✨@velodusNov 1

If you're still undecided going into the midterms, just remember: a vote for Democratic candidates is a vote against Kyle Kuzma

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The Ginger Swindler · Nov 2, 2026 · 12:08 AM UTC

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmithNov 2

pro sports (except the sixers)

HEADLESS GRANNY GMBH@headlessgrannyNov 1

Unc with the strict puss

Image from HEADLESS GRANNY GMBH (@headlessgranny)

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Bex · Nov 1, 2026 · 12:04 PM UTC

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Bex@BexMix_41Nov 1

*deep, reluctant sigh* go birds

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Mark · Nov 1, 2026 · 10:42 PM UTC

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Mark@AgingRanchHandNov 1

If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings

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fallon iverson · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:27 PM UTC

fallon iverson@daFalligatorNov 1

Felt spiritually incorrect looking hot on Halloween when my original plan was to be “the grink.”

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one dozen rats at a keyboard · Nov 1, 2026 · 2:48 AM UTC

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 1

now that Halloween’s almost over I can admit I was lying when I was singing along with the Ghostbusters song. I’m actually afraid of several, if not most, ghosts.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:23 PM UTC

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 31

PARENTS, REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S CANDY FOR DRUGS AND RAZOR BLADES TONIGHT I lost my drugs and razor blades, please give them back if you find them

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Sock’s father · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:19 PM UTC

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Sock’s father@sockmomentsOct 31

buddy is McLovin tonight and asked me to print something for him but my colour printer is running out of ink… he gonna have to be lesbian McLovin tonight 😭😭😭

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nolan · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:07 PM UTC

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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 31

kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat

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aves · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:38 AM UTC

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aves@WNBAPILLEDNov 1

if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"

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