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@parakeetnebula6h

The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book

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@Jimmyking3510h

Try explaining to this guy that he’s an hour and 20 minutes early for his breakfast it’s nearly impossible he does not understand nor does he care

darling (bday month) 🧸@_pinksprite_10h

i know all the cat parents are feeling the time change a lil extra #iykyk

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Image from nba paint (@nba_paint)

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Philadelphia 76er LeBron James@Philly_ASA12h

VJ Edgecombe plays basketball tonight

Image from Philadelphia 76er LeBron James (@Philly_ASA)

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caitlin berg@caitalopramNov 1

under discussed haley stevens flaw is her instagram username. haleybooyah. girl fuck you

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dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_22h

They might not win a single game rest of the season and I’m still gonna watch the train wreck every week

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Velodus✨@velodusNov 1

If you're still undecided going into the midterms, just remember: a vote for Democratic candidates is a vote against Kyle Kuzma

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The Ginger Swindler

@lilydsmithNov 2

pro sports (except the sixers)

HEADLESS GRANNY GMBH@headlessgrannyNov 1

Unc with the strict puss

Image from HEADLESS GRANNY GMBH (@headlessgranny)

Image from HEADLESS GRANNY GMBH (@headlessgranny)

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Bex@BexMix_41Nov 1

*deep, reluctant sigh* go birds

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Mark@AgingRanchHandNov 1

If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 1

now that Halloween’s almost over I can admit I was lying when I was singing along with the Ghostbusters song. I’m actually afraid of several, if not most, ghosts.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 31

PARENTS, REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR CHILDREN'S CANDY FOR DRUGS AND RAZOR BLADES TONIGHT I lost my drugs and razor blades, please give them back if you find them

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Sock’s father@sockmomentsOct 31

buddy is McLovin tonight and asked me to print something for him but my colour printer is running out of ink… he gonna have to be lesbian McLovin tonight 😭😭😭

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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 31

kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat

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aves@WNBAPILLEDNov 1

if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"

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JeanMarc Back on Twittęr 🇭🇹@jeanontwiterOct 31

Wait till you learn the USA is responsible for this.

@PeterHanceOct 30

Iran

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monkey car@PrimateVehicleOct 31

I'm too lazy y'all gotta put them in yourselves

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@ShriyaSainiiNov 1

WITHOUT LEBRON WITHOUT EMBIID I COULD CRY

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 1

The Sixers just keep finding a way* to win *Tyrese Maxey

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Miss Good Pussy@throwanitbackOct 30

mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car

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