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@daisy_explains

farmer 🖤 Antimicrobial Resistance Ambassador 🦠 astronomy 🔭 🌟 🚀. Future Senator of Nakuru City

 Nakuru, Kenya
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Joined July 2011
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Don't forget to visit my blog daisyexplains.wordpress.com, where everything about poultry farming is explained in detail.
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At what point did Thindi lose his oomp?
Muthoni Njakwe (@muthoni_njakwe) profile pictureMuthoni Njakwe
@muthoni_njakwe2h
Kenya’s Hope (Mwĩhoko wa Akenya) 🫶🫶 Mungu mbele 🙏
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I bought my lotion yesterday. Leo nimepitia hapo and they have cut bei nusu. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
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Kawira Mwangaza. Enyewe ni a fresh and clean party.
AbbieZuena (@abbiezuena) profile pictureAbbieZuena
@abbiezuena5h
Kusema na Kutenda! Asante sana H.E Edwin Sifuna for setting the example on how to achieve the 2/3 gender rule! We are seen, heard and felt. Mbele Kuzuri tena sana. #LMM #LindaMwananchiMovement
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Man Fred weh. Indeed it is a fresh party with fresh ideas.
Ja Loka (@_fels1) profile pictureJa Loka
@_fels18h
Young people, at the forefront of Linda Sponsor movement, including the senile, demented 92-year-old toothless Ole Kaparo, and Fred Gumo who presided over, organised, and financed the worst gang of KANU goons in the 1990s are now the architects of change.
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I had to chose between paying for YouTube or X. Hehe music won. Hakuna venye nitaskiza adverts juu nataka nikue verified na mimi sio big wig.
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Clean money will kill me. 😭😭😭 homework o'clock
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daisy explains retweeted
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Susan Kihika
@susankihikaOct 28
Meeting sections of grassroots leaders from Molo and Kuresoi North Sub-Counties to review ongoing projects and agree on development priorities for their respective areas, alongside National Assembly Majority Leader Hon. Kimani Ichung’wah and Molo MP Hon. Kuria Kimani.
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How did we get here? When did circumcision stop being an intimate family affair. Mko sawa kupelekea watoto strangers? No wonder we are having weak ass men out here. Men should wake up before it is too late. Discourage this kind of nonsense.
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If a demon possessed me right now... imma be like "okay take it from here, your turn to suffer
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Great idea
Macharia Runo (@RunoMacharia) profile pictureMacharia Runo@RunoMachariaOct 26
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Poultry farming masterclass..I'd sign up.
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Remaining single master class. Coming soon.
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Hapa in the next 24 hrs hapatakua na kuku hata moja.
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When cramps are almost taking you out.. but atleast it's not contractions 💃💃💃
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Mailod wifi imekatika. Wacha nilale. Smh.
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Hizi mid life crisis huwa mtu anaanza akiwa how old?
Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) profile pictureMurray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 22
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games
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Guys all you had to do is give Mwende attention. Hizi ndo consequences of mtu kukosa attention
Mwendefrey (@Mwendefrey) profile pictureMwendefrey
@MwendefreyOct 22
Hey ❤️ I'm Mwende Frey and I'm a victim of boob shaming by Kox. We have to stop guys au nitaenda maandamano mimi.
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🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ not men emotionally invested in this case while having kids kwa ndoa za marafiki zao. It's a full circle.
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Today i observed something. I was in a high end restaurant and kids were not wearing any heavy clothes. After hapo i went to buy meat kwa butchery place tu sio high end. And kids had jackets and mboshoris. Weather haikuwa imebadikika. But the difference was there.
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Someone reminded me of this tweet. Karibu nifike platinum
daisy explains (@daisy_explains) profile picturedaisy explains@daisy_explains23 May 2024
I learned that mutumia in kamba means husband. In kikuyu, it means wife. No wonder these two groups can never agree on anything
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It is always refreshing seeing how stupid some men can be with their little minds that is stuck in 1961
︎ SamSTFU (@Mfdpmo) profile picture︎ SamSTFU@MfdpmoOct 18
Mungu halali kayole. We've been vindicated
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