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Damin Toell

@damintoell

NYC’s rat-attracting, traffic-snarling menace

 Brooklyn
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Joined May 2010
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Imagine not living in New York City.
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His hearts not in it. 🙁
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Vance: Husted has a very nice body.
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Replying to @damintoell
@damintoell @3YearLetterman @BurtMaclin_FBI @RepJackKimble @BradWCAttorney @BailforShane no matter which side of the political spectrum yore on, "Yoda with Aids" need to be patented....
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Steve Bannon should have warned Trump about my powers 🦒💙
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
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Guess The Busty Babe In Bed! tmz.com/2026/10/29/guess-the…
Guess The Busty Babe In Bed!

Guess The Busty Babe In Bed!

Happy Thursday! Can you guess which bedroom babe is showing off her assets in the sheets?!?

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all my apes gone
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BREAKING: Reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto have been hacked from the world's largest exchange Binance
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Lmfaoooo 😭 Gonna try to get @damintoell with this if I ever meet him
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Genius
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Youtube used to have a clip of Patrick reciting a Yorkshire dialect limerick but this’ll do
BBC Front Row (@BBCFrontRow) profile pictureBBC Front Row@BBCFrontRow29 Oct 2023
‘People don’t expect me to have a Yorkshire accent.’ Sir Patrick Stewart @sirpatstew has been embracing his Yorkshire roots with @SamiraAhmedUK on @bbcRadio4 this week. Catch up with the full interview on @bbcsounds now. ⬇️

Patrick Stewart: It wasn't just an accent, it was a foreign language

Sir Patrick Stewart talks to Samira Ahmed about his Yorkshire roots.

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Bro what is up with this app
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The first thing I see when I open Threads, phone numbers redacted to protect the deluded boomers. The app is just psychotic.
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Man what the fuck, I’m not even looking for it, this is just my feed
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Yes that’s me
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If you strip at the Booby Trap and you’ve had your pussy eaten by a Polymarket exec, DM me. Let’s do a stream and gamble on Duel!
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Damn
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Patrick Stewart has died at 86 💔🕊️tmz.com/2026/10/29/patrick-s…
Patrick Stewart Dead at 86

Patrick Stewart Dead at 86

Patrick Stewart -- the veteran actor best known for his roles in the "Star Trek" and "X-Men" franchises -- is dead.

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Imagine not living in New York…
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Hey @SecretService, you guys should IMMEDIATELY track down this man who was just on Fox INSIDE Trump's rally wearing a "DEATH" shirt, comparing the rally to the "JONESTOWN MASSACRE" This dude is CLEARLY unstable. Trump is set to speak in SC at 12:30pm ET
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The Death logo is that of the metal band "Death" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(me…
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🤖 Made with AI
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First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Guten morgen
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The first thing I see when I open Threads, phone numbers redacted to protect the deluded boomers. The app is just psychotic.
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Guten Morgen
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@damintoell
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Identify theft? I guess that means every trick or treater in America who dresses up this Saturday is also guilty of identity theft.
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I can’t retweet because blocked but please enjoy the greatest episode of television never made
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