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Occasionally online, mostly lost in a detective story.

Somerset, UK
Joined March 2009
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The swans on the right made me jump
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*to the tune of eleanor rigby* anthony taylor, goes to the screen to confirm what he’s seen over there, he has no hair
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“Donuts” by J Dilla was released 20 years ago today.
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Michael Owen stuns for Peacock
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You’re looking for 10 minutes of escapism. You can only pick one. Which one?
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Loud guy in the gym changing room to his friend: “Yeah good session, enjoyed the incline press. Might try upping the weight - pinching out 80kg next time. Less reps, less sets” Me: “Fewer”
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Probably my favourite brand of hand dryers
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Dan retweeted
People in 1969 when Neil walked on the moon:
Quality from Armstrong that.
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So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers
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Got a good tweet about a hand dryer coming up in April, look out for it
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Forgot about this
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Sorry I was 3 hours late, I was watching a half-hour show on the free version of ITVX
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The dream property for a family of archers from the 15th Century
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Today’s Bing wallpaper is supremely Mondayish
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When you successfully win a game of solitaire on Windows 98:
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That was some serious, serious Jockin'. RIP Steve Wright
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Just finished at the gym, a full 24.5 hours later than Gregg Wallace
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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