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Man, as an $S fanatic ever since its inception, I really hate to ask this question.
Is it really over for $S?
In the past few months, when thousands of coins are doing god candles, sonic moves up only 10-20%.
When other coins are dumping hard, Sonic dumps THE hardest.
When will this madness ever stop?
@SonicLabs
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The year is 2035, you enter your local 7/11 to buy yourself a g fuel before your shift in the local crypto mine. The android working the counter says they only accept VONSPEED coin. You pull out your phone, draw a stick man in less than five seconds on a yellow back ground and then sell it as an NFT. From the sell you make 6 VONSPEED coins, about 5 million dollars in old world money. You go to buy the drink only to find out that from the time you closed your phone to the time you talked to the cashier the coins had increased in value to 9 dollars per coin and you now basically paid more VONSPEED coin to the robot for the gamer fuel. You leave the store, frustrated, and drive off in your Tesla
Squiddy retweeted
The election is over. The market called it hours ago.
Objectively, it's an undisputed Democrat "sweep" all the way across the board.
The Republicans have lost control of both the House and Senate.
Meanwhile, Texas' US Senate and Governor races are set to flip blue for the first time since 1988 and 1990, respectively.
The defining issue for voters? Affordability.
The ongoing energy crisis has further fueled the affordability crisis, renewed interest rate hikes, and accelerated the K-Shaped economy.
US oil prices have now traded above $100/barrel for 46 days in 2026.
Tonight marks a major shift in the American political landscape.
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Oceans of liquidity await you on @namidefi, with routing by 0x.
0x is already routing live on OmniSwap, and will be able to tap into our liquidity from day one.
Genesis is just around the corner.
@0xProject
Squiddy retweeted
The ogNAMI presale is now closed. What happens to your allocation and when?
🟣 Your ogNAMI is already staked.
🟣 USDC rewards start accruing with Genesis 5 Nov.
🟣 26 Nov (Epoch 1), your ogNAMI starts unlocking and NAMI airdrop claims open.
🟣 Stay staked past Epoch 10 to earn up to 10% extra ogNAMI over time.
If you earned a referral reward, your USDC is already in your wallet. We’ll be drawing the $75,000 Presale Bonus Prize winners later today. So stayed tuned and good luck.
More details below ⬇️
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Clanker: Reboot.
2 years ago (almost to the day), Clanker was born over on the original Farcaster app. The idea was simple: Make it possible for anyone to launch a token just by posting on the timeline and tagging @clanker_world.
The timing was right, and it caught on like wildfire. Suddenly, even people who never thought they’d launch a token were trying it out in the feed. (I even clanked my first meme token on day 1 to see how it all worked. If you search hard, you can probably find it.)
Over the ensuing year, Clanker went on a genny run, expanding from Fc to the X feed and becoming the highest volume launchpad on @base by far, birthing some of the most iconic tokens & token communities of that era, including BNKR, DRB, FAIR & more.
So many builders on Farcaster & beyond turned to Clanker to bootstrap their ideas & find their first 1,000 true fans. Legends like @0FJAKE, @AtownBrown, @david_tomu and @darkohh clanked tokens for their projects. Some, like @MLeeJr, even took it upon themselves to clank tokens for OTHER people’s projects.
And when @netnose and I decided to build a gacha app for creator discovery, we clanked our native token on day one too.
There’s just always been something fundamentally OP about clanking tokens right in the feed. Social graph integration remains undefeated in the attention economy.
But despite all this pedigree & lore, Clanker has had… a rough time lately, to say the least. Between early founder drama, the sale to Farcaster and the eventual handoff to Neynar, Clanker’s been like a teenager who hasn’t been allowed to finish a full year at the same school. How can you even make friends like that?
Hopefully, that all changes today.
Clanker is in good hands now with @masknetwork (stewards of Firefly and Lens Protocol), and they’ve partnered with one of the best engineering teams in the space to give Clanker a much-needed Reboot. More on that soon, but in the meantime…
I’m excited to announce that I’ve accepted the role of Clanker CEO and will be taking on the challenge of guiding our beloved tokenbot back to its former glory.
Transparently, this wasn’t a decision I took lightly. I’ve been self-employed since I was 17, and always preferred to work on things I founded myself. But Clanker has held a very special place in my heart since day 1, and I feel like the little guy’s been a victim of circumstance for much of the past 18 months. He deserves a second chance at romance, and I’m honored to be the one to lead the charge.
I’m also grateful to everyone who helped make Clanker what it is today. To Proxy and Jack for the founder energy, to Base and Farcaster for backing the ecosystem, to communities like DRB and Bankr for keeping it alive, and to @ProfWerder & @age_shulman for their stewardship too. The fact that this little tokenbot has survived all these seasons is crazy in its own right. We stand on the shoulders of giants.
Much more to come from me soon, but here are my main priorities to start:
- Reboot and refresh the Clanker brand without losing its special je ne sais quoi.
- Work with our socials guru @stanisloou to keep comms fresh and clean.
- Work with our engineering team to bring clanker features up to parity with modern launchpads (stock pairs, new chains and even day one support for _______)
- Rebuild the trust that has been lost with both builders & trenchers through all these transitions.
- Show up for OG communities who are still here building and shipping two years later.
- Bring new launch energy back to Clanker & back to the feed, where distribution is built-in by default.
So if you’re looking to launch a funny meme, a clever stock pair, or an app coin to bootstrap your project, I want to help you succeed.
Same goes if you’re a builder with an idea to build on top of clanker protocol; the energy here has always been collaborative and that won’t change.
My DMs are open and we can win together.
Let’s press REBOOT and run it back turbo.
Clank Clank!
Squiddy retweeted
Crypto Twitter KOLs are a fucking scam. And we have the numbers to prove why.
We hired 200+ KOLs with 10M+ combined followers. Every single one had a 400+ Sorsa score and 100+ Smart Followers. Most had 1,000+ Sorsa.
200+ KOLs posted twice each.
Our result? 280 NFTs sold at $5.
Now let’s talk about this circus.
Fake views. Fake likes. AI-generated replies that don’t even understand what the project does. The same fucking accounts liking and replying to each other in engagement groups, recycling engagement and pretending they’re influential.
You have 200K followers but can’t prove you have actual buyers. You’re scared of referral deals because deep down you know nobody will click your links, buy anything or convert.
YOU HAVE BOTTED FOLLOWERS, NOT INFLUENCE.
And the funniest part? You genuinely think you’re marketing professionals. You’re a bunch of engagement farmers playing influencer, selling fake numbers to projects and calling it a career.
Our team tested this firsthand. We were ready to pay for influence, but got fucking nothing.
And you wonder why CT is dying? Why projects are cutting deals? Why marketing teams are moving to TikTok and Instagram?
BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO PAY FOR YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
Honestly, go work at McDonald’s. At least you’ll serve people something useful instead of selling projects fake engagement and pretending to be important.
200+ KOLs. 10M+ followers. 280 NFTs sold.
That’s your fucking influence.
Squiddy retweeted
0x is already routing live on OmniSwap, and will be able to tap into our liquidity from day one.
Genesis is just around the corner.
@0xProject
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🚨 BLACK FRIDAY CRASH IS HERE.
Over $2.5 Trillion has been wiped out from the global markets today.
🇺🇸 US stock market is down -1.25%, wiping out $1 Trillion
🇨🇳 Chinese stock market dumped -1.5%, wiping out $260 Billion.
🇯🇵 Nikkei dropped -2.12%, wiping out $165 Billion.
🇰🇷 KOSPI crashed -3.48%, wiping out $100 Billion.
Along with this, Gold and Silver have wiped out almost $900 Billion, while the crypto market has erased $120 Billion.
But what's surprising here is that, despite being a 10x-50x smaller industry, crypto is down almost as much as global assets.
IMO once the crash settles, crypto will have the biggest rally.
Fuck this is insane conspiracy 🤯🤯
something very fishy is happening in crypto right now.
elon musk just quote tweeted crypto twice.
once to pump it. once to bury it.
12pm: NYSE's owner partners with hyperliquid's biggest builder to bring perps to the US
1pm: billionaire stan druckenmiller makes his first tweet ever. it's about hyperliquid.
4pm: elon quotes him. "interesting"
HYPE +20%. knocking on ATH.
then
7pm: polymarket gets drained
9pm: binance gets drained
up to $5.9B gone. biggest hack in history if confirmed. almost 4x bybit.
withdrawals paused. $1.4B liquidated. BTC under $79k. monero +6%.
11pm: elon quotes it. "everyday is zeroday"
7 hours between the two.
and just like that, nobody's talking about hyperliquid anymore. binance's biggest competitor, gone from the timeline.
all 19 days after the 10/10 anniversary, when $19B got liquidated in a single day.
coincidence?
Squiddy retweeted
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
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The Binance hacker might have just pulled off one of the smartest moves I’ve seen in crypto.
First, Tether froze $1.5 billion in USDT.
Then Circle froze another $800 million in USDC.
At that point, it looked like the hacker’s money was trapped.
But apparently, he had already planned for that.
Instead of holding the stolen USDT in a wallet, he allegedly deposited it into Aave and used it as collateral to borrow ETH.
Then he walked away.
That’s where the story gets crazy.
Tether can freeze the USDT sitting in the wallet.
But it can’t freeze the ETH he already borrowed.
So now Aave is left holding frozen collateral, while the hacker is sitting on liquid ETH.
And unless the protocol can recover it somehow, he may not even need to pay the loan back.
Two companies froze billions of dollars in seconds.
But someone who understood how to use DeFi may have found a way around both of them.
Pretty insane when you think about it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The described Aave deposit used only ~60M USDT as collateral to borrow 19,762 WETH before freezes hit the main wallet, not the bulk of funds; Aave states the overcollateralized position is subject to normal liquidation with no material protocol risk.
governance.aave.com/t/binance-hot-…
x.com/binance/status…
drk.vc/news/binance-1…
Squiddy retweeted
Your X links are snitching on you.
- s=46 means iPhone
- s=20 means desktop
Some people now see an "a=" code too, reportedly tied to their account.
Delete everything after the "?" before you share.
Example below 👇
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Intercontinental Exchange (ICE) and trade[XYZ] have announced their plan to use Hyperliquid as the infrastructure layer to deploy perpetual futures markets for US traders across crypto, equities, commodities, foreign exchange, and other real-world assets, subject to regulatory approvals. ICE operates NYSE and some of the largest exchanges and clearing houses globally.
In this structure:
+ Hyperliquid serves as the underlying technology infrastructure via HIP-3*
+ trade[XYZ] designs and implements the markets
+ ICE operates the regulated market and clearing structure
Existing trade[XYZ] HIP-3 markets will remain unchanged.
Hyperliquid is a neutral infrastructure layer with the goal of supporting large parts of the financial system. As with HIP-3, HIP-3* deployers are independent operators who use Hyperliquid as the onchain infrastructure layer for their own markets, while retaining control and responsibility over their deployment.
trade[XYZ] and ICE, owner of the New York Stock Exchange, are joining forces to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States.
In just over a year, our markets on Hyperliquid have surpassed $650 billion in volume. They provide continuous price discovery for stocks, indices, and commodities, and have become trusted reference points for retail and institutions alike when traditional markets are closed. Much of the world trades them. Until now, Americans could only watch.
We intend to change that. Subject to CFTC approval, trade[XYZ] and ICE plan to establish a new, dedicated U.S. market, with novel exchange and clearing infrastructure built on Hyperliquid. Planned contracts span equities, indices, commodities, FX, and crypto, with access through participating brokers and platforms. We’ll share more on products, eligibility, and timing as approvals progress.
ICE brings more than 25 years of experience operating regulated markets, clearing, and managing risk. trade[XYZ] brings the product development, market design, and technology behind the most liquid and robust markets on Hyperliquid.
Innovation and the protections of U.S. regulation shouldn’t be a trade-off. Together, we plan to prove it.
ICE is making a strategic investment in trade[XYZ] and joins us in building towards the future of Hyperliquid. A small group of market luminaries is joining as well, beginning with Stan Druckenmiller. For more than four decades, few investors have anticipated the great turns in markets as often as Stan. We’re proud to have him with us for the next one.
We’re building the U.S. market in parallel with our existing HIP-3 markets, which we’ll continue to expand and innovate on. We expect both to flourish. They each have a long road map ahead, from new asset classes to new ways to trade them.
To the Hyperliquid community, whether you were here before us or came because of us, thank you. You took a chance on new markets and you made them matter. You’ll forever be a part of this story.
Anything. Anytime. On ICE[XYZ].
It’s very worth it
We are pleased to announce $WORTH has become an affiliate of @o1_exchange and @o1_bot.
The work continues.
The standard remains the same.
One life. Its worth an attempt.
Grateful for the support of the o1 team.
Squiddy retweeted
We're really excited for this launch!
Fly is ready to route swaps through Nami liquidity day one, and its routes are already live on OmniSwap.
Genesis is getting closer
@flytrade_
