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I just wanna make a muppets movie, man

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2012
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Dax Matlock retweeted
The average young person feels very similar to how Chappell Roan does about the election so I would be very careful with how y'all decide to respond to her very valid perspective. Have a good day!
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Dax Matlock retweeted
taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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Sorry - can’t come to work today - had another Biden Brownout
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Where is her iPhone footage?
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I’ve never forgiven the DNC for this
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So how do we get the next presidential debate to be just them mic’d up over the course of 18 holes
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Is there a definitive Peter Pan film or are there just a gaggle of Peter Pen?
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Why do we let fast food places put teenagers in the sun all day - and then make em stand out in a sketchy parking lot all night - just to take our orders? Shouldn’t we be building more locations to serve lines formed from regional demand? Isn’t this what AI should be used for?
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Dax Matlock retweeted
Bro did you seriously just drive the chevy to the levy
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After La Chimera and Challengers, I want to see Josh O’Connor in everything
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My dad has a lot of nerve putting me on a plane to Nashville on my 27th birthday – at Grapevine, TX
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Our vice principal went on the morning announcements and compared the exploitation on this app to the holocaust - he cried - wild times – at Euless, TX
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Dax Matlock retweeted
i’m an amc stubs a-list member
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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Hi it’s me consuming The Anthology
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Taylor is crazy I love her
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Melissa kinda spooked me in the freevee Lil Mermaid ad ngl
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It’s stupid how much work a ring light will do for you – at Pomona, CA
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Dax Matlock retweeted
Do NOT look up your name on the Unsent Messages Project if you’re a hopeless romantic your entire month with be RUINED
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Got a notification with this tweet as I was packing my switch for thanksgiving – at Pomona, CA
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