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I just wanna make a muppets movie, man

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2012
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Dax Matlock retweeted
The average young person feels very similar to how Chappell Roan does about the election so I would be very careful with how y'all decide to respond to her very valid perspective. Have a good day!
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Dax Matlock retweeted
taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up
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Bro did you seriously just drive the chevy to the levy
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i’m an amc stubs a-list member
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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Dax Matlock retweeted
Do NOT look up your name on the Unsent Messages Project if you’re a hopeless romantic your entire month with be RUINED
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Guess I’m different for considering going to the movies a sacred communal experience based on mutual respect for others!
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“The other two” fills the specific bizarre hole “30 rock”, “community” and “arrested development” left in me
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when you all talk about having rizz, this is what i picture
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...was the b*nshees of in*sherin actually about the breakup of oasis
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Dax Matlock retweeted
(Y)our wish came true! #SomebodySomewhere just got renewed for Season 3! Thank you, love you @HBO! ♡ @StreamOnMax
I NEED to make sure you're all watching the sweetest show on TV, Somebody Somewhere, because if it doesn't get renewed for a season 3 I will be devastated. Binge this holiday weekend!!! @HBO #SomebodySomewhere
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Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with The Muppets
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Marc's Taylor Swift experience ended with near-disastrous consequences. Hear what happened when he tried to join the ranks of the Swifties on today's show. wtfpod.com/podcast/episode-1… @ApplePodcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… @spotify - open.spotify.com/episode/41e…
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Dax Matlock retweeted
eras tour outfits so far
eras tour outfits so far !!!
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hamburger? you mean a clean joe?
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I guess after @CNN does the Trump town hall they'll just air a Bill Cosby comedy special.
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😍 Spielberg staging 😍 He gives you so many shots in one. A thread. 1/
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this wizard of oz 2023 remaster is truly jaw dropping
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right now, there’s a number of really inspired creatives that all peripherally know me as the most insane person they’ve ever seen. at some point, I’m going to leverage this into a money-making venture. I’m not exactly sure how yet, but it’s going to happen
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