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@Dayscd

25 year old comedian from Minnesota the state @vdays

 Minneapolis, MN
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Joined December 2014
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worst day of my fucking life
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@DiscussingFilm17 May 2024
Young Sheldon has ended.
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Nvm I just saw Spider-Man yall were saved!!!
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EVERYBODY RUN AND FUCKIGN HIDE RIGHT NOW. ITS HAPPENING. THERES ZOMBIES AND FUCKING VAMNPIRES AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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I’m so fuckign scared right now.
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EVERYBODY RUN AND FUCKIGN HIDE RIGHT NOW. ITS HAPPENING. THERES ZOMBIES AND FUCKING VAMNPIRES AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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Haven't been able to get in touch with my personal ai agent since his custody hearing tuesday. god i hope he didn't do something fucking stupid
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I’m Stink Bug. Haven’t showered for months in preparation.
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jill@littlefuckyOct 31
New Jill’s House of Rock ep out now!!! Featuring a fucking dumb ass Elliott Smith tribute by meh!!!! RIP Elliott smith I love u!!! Happy Halloween. Watch here- youtu.be/RIGe1GlpvUE?is=5qyU…
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You know you can just put a bandaid on right? You don't need to be "injured"
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Why do apartment neighbors get such a bad rap for being “loud”? I’ve lived in apartments for 15+ years and never once could I hear my neighbors over my phone calls, music, discussions with girlfriends, etc.
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days@DayscdApr 29
Imagine a pregnant clown… AGGHHHHHH I just imagined and it was scary as fuck but also maternal
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Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t- Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels Anton: wh- Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok Anton: why Me: no idea
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I’m Jospeh’s best-man. He just got Mary’d
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I just got my mother fucking ass beat by a mother fucking boxelder bug.
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I’m from Minnesota and i live in minnnesota I don’t live in new York sorry
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@adastroworldOct 29
if you're in nyc and you're single like. how.
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I love that moment during laughter that is pure LOL vibes
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jill@littlefuckyOct 29
People with green screens are obsessed with telling people “hi just make sure to not wear green!” . Something I’ve noticed .
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Local news: cornbread
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My card won’t go through
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jill@littlefuckyOct 28
Dude. Joe box Los Angeles is going to be fucking insaneee 🤣 Please god PLEASE let it be the Joy tactics guys. Like that will seriously heal meh .
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This YouTube guy be making hella videos
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