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Joined March 2007
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Just as Steve Jobs intended
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in conclusion, america is the land of contrasts
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My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from “juggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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what a job title
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中国の若者の間で最近、「レンガを育てる」ことが流行している。ソーシャルメディアを見ると、1日に2-3回レンガに水をかけて、苔が少し生え、それが少しずつ増えていく様子を記録している人もいる。1年ほど育てたレンガに苔が一面に広がり、小さな黄色い花も咲き、シダ植物まで生えてきたという人もおり、どんな状態になっていくかは自然任せという意味で「自然のブラインドボックス」と呼ばれている。
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この投稿の画像は生成AIによるイラストです(元の記事で明記)。実際の「レンガ育て」は古いレンガの既存苔・胞子から始まり、苔の成長に数ヶ月〜数年かかり、1年程度で花やシダが一面に咲くような変化は一般的ではありません。 j.people.com.cn/n3/2026/1028/c… post.smzdm.com/p/a5rd9pnx/ theguardian.com/world/2026/oct…
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An ad for an expensive computer in 1951
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Now kiss
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Come on. The French have literally weaponized mini salami snack packs. The machine gun even comes with a crew of beret-wearing Frenchmen.
The European mind cannot comprehend the NFL t shirt gun, live from Stade de France.
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Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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all of this bullshit is happening because the web is not semantic enough and not neutral enough
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Na for 2025 dem send Chukwuemeka Victor Amachukwu to US from France wia dem gbab am. Im and im group bin wan obtain $8.4 million but na $2.5 million enta bifor dem detect dem. Full tori: bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ckp8…
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Cream of shrimp soup 2-packs going for $35 on eBay If you spot these at an old grocery store, people want them
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i took a look at non-fascist social networks, and to my surprise french riots are getting as much attention as the civil war in sudan
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🇫🇷 | La estatua de Paul Bocuse, uno de los chefs más celebrados de Francia, fue demolida durante protestas en Lyon del sábado. Bocuse inspiró al personaje del chef Gusteau en la película animada de Pixar 'Ratatouille'.
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WAIT. France was hiding their educational resources in the Louis Vuitton store this entire time!
French rioters loot Louis Vuitton store located just 2 KM away from the Élysée.
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Goodbye to the iconic flying piss dungeon. Retired this morning, after landing in Frankfurt. 🙏
I’m flying the iconic @lufthansa A340-600 this week, in economy 😱 The toilets are downstairs! Such a rare beast.
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『潜むものたち』展示中です。 中に入ると、ヒレが自分の周りを巡っていったり、追いかけてきたり。 下にある存在、足元に迫っている何かを想像してもらう作品です。 大阪西九条で明日まで展示してます。 homeworks2026.peatix.com/vie…
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若干怖い犬のフランスパン作った
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秋が深まる前に京都駅に来たほうが良いですよ
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