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Derek Hein

@derekhein

90% of tweets about firing andy reid // lobby stuff at https://nitter.cf/t.co/i4etKn5SyR // prev. govt affairs at @draftkings // runner, dad, Taco Bell eater

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Joined September 2009
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sometimes the memes, they are accurate
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This is the closest we will come to experiencing what it’d be like if my Uncle Gary were president
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BREAKING: President Trump announces he has offered the White House Press Secretary job to UFC President Dana White.
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jabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Why is this seemingly the first time in history a reporter has actually asked this
Nate Taylor (@ByNateTaylor) profile pictureNate Taylor@ByNateTaylorNov 4
Patrick Mahomes on the quarterback sneak: "If I do call my number, I’ve got to make it work. I’m going to do whatever it takes to win. It’s not like I’m scared to not put my body on the line."
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Not going to let this political distraction stop me from making sure everyone knows that the Chiefs won 6 of Andy's Reid's worst coached games of all time.
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisNov 4
That was Perry Ellis’s freshman season.
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 4
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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Richard Staff@RichardStaffNov 4
You can tell Donald Trump is spiritually a New York Met because everything is turning to shit halfway through a 4 year deal
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Max Steele@maxasteeleNov 3
Anyone who worked a campaign is allowed to smoke one (1) cigarette tonight, as a little treat.
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Todd Jones 🦊@toddrjonesNov 3
Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
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Shout out to the TX SOS website for being created on a Commodore 64
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Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election buff.ly/fucHxZ4
Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election

Idiot King Forgets To Cancel Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Boy, has King Trump got egg on his face this time. Seeing all of the people going to vote, he realized he forgot to cancel the election. What an idiot!

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Ahem.
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Randy Scott (@randys1981) profile pictureRandy Scott@randys1981Nov 2
Chiefs fans calling for Andy Reid to be fired. The man is 154–65, 16-7 in the postseason, 3 SB Championships and 5 appearances in KC. Currently 5-2, lost a road game to rival who just missed the SB last season. Spoiled fanbase. Zoom out and really think about this.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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In the Mahomes era, the Chiefs convert short 3rd and 4th downs 53.6% of the time. This is 6 (SIX?!?!) points above league average. Yet Andy's 4th down calls have been worse than league average in four straight seasons. And just now people are discovering he’s the problem?
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According to actual win % given away, last night wasn't even in the top 50 of worst games. He’s been fortunate to have an offense that covers up his mistakes. Where were you during these magnificent performances?
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Kent Swanson (@kent_swanson) profile pictureKent Swanson
@kent_swansonNov 2
That was one of the worst losses of the Andy Reid era.
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Insane thing about how bad Andy is: the Chiefs actually WON Super Bowls in 2 of Andy's worst 3 seasons of giving points away on 4th down. You can see the trajectory of the rest of the league getting smarter while Andy does literally nothing to adapt to what we've learned about optimal decision making.
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So as has long been evident, the Chiefs have won *in spite* of Andy rather than because of him.
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BigSquirm 🪐🐀 (@Josh_Transcends) profile pictureBigSquirm 🪐🐀@Josh_TranscendsNov 2
Anyone calling for the firing of Andy Reid is dumber than brain dead
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Smile if you’re responsible for ruining Mahomes prime as well as our last year of Travis Kelce
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Fire him now
Nate Taylor (@ByNateTaylor) profile pictureNate Taylor@ByNateTaylorNov 2
Andy Reid on Kingsley Suamataia: “It’s just between Kingsley and I.”
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The good news is, it is somehow 11pm outside so we can all go to bed
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