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Beasley@devonbeasley31 Jan 2023

I cannot get jiggy with this. These are unjiggible circumstances.

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smi@sminoOct 26

niggas act like DND bouta stop dis 2nd call .

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Rosé@2rose2oceanOct 15

I had to learn to perfect parry at a very young age

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@rocco_botteOct 3

Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7

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garshmo@garshmoSep 30

October dropping @ midnight

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hera@shiningdaisiesSep 21

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

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keegan@Keegan59992745Sep 17

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

More Perfect Union

@MorePerfectUSSep 16

Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is. newrepublic.com/post/215501/…

We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.

newrepublic.com

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erin@erndromedaSep 17

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

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kelly@BoyYeetsWorldSep 12

The cost of community is inconvenience I say to myself as I go to multiple events every weekend because I’m popular and cool as hell

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A.T. The Dallas Nightlife Ambassador@OhThatsATSep 10

Bun B said it best:

@Iam_MrMatSep 8

According to psychology, when you stop reading books, you start losing intelligence, ambition, and imagination.

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chase@_chase_____Sep 3

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

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@booritneySep 1

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

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ruffin dot works@1rufffinAug 29

Farewell summer #blender3d

Image from ruffin dot works (@1rufffin)

Image from ruffin dot works (@1rufffin)

Image from ruffin dot works (@1rufffin)

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@DarkSkinPrueAug 16

Image from omar (@DarkSkinPrue)

𝐒𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞@siaxcviiAug 15

I wonder who Tyler Perry would’ve chosen for storm

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niy@niyaaahxAug 12

Also I’ve noticed that movie theaters don’t be freezing cold anymore

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Beasley@devonbeasleyJul 14

I need the 8 hour version of yukon

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lex walton vevo official@yugiohmachinim2Jul 13

theyve got a million songs where hes gotta do all of this

A$AP $MILE$@asapsmilesJul 12

I love Outkast but bro this pic😭😭😭😭😭

Image from A$AP $MILE$ (@asapsmiles)

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trash jones@jzuxJun 9

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

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✮ راينر براون@dondawastakenMay 26

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

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dash@thedigitaldash_May 27

instagram likes be so federal omg got my profile pic dancing all on the shit and everything

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