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Beasley

@devonbeasley

side quest ambassador. peninsula maybe.

 los angeles
Joined March 2012
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smi@sminoOct 26
niggas act like DND bouta stop dis 2nd call .
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Rosé@2rose2oceanOct 15
I had to learn to perfect parry at a very young age
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Sure, it’s 100 degrees in October in California, but the good news is that gas is $7
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garshmo@garshmoSep 30
October dropping @ midnight
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🦂@sloungerieSep 28
You gotta be a different type of crazy to buy a section at General Lees
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hera@shiningdaisiesSep 21
be the elephant you wish to see in the room
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keegan@Keegan59992745Sep 17
Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSSep 16
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is. newrepublic.com/post/215501/…
We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.

newrepublic.com
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erin@erndromedaSep 17
don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here
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kelly@BoyYeetsWorldSep 12
The cost of community is inconvenience I say to myself as I go to multiple events every weekend because I’m popular and cool as hell
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Bun B said it best:
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@Iam_MrMatSep 8
According to psychology, when you stop reading books, you start losing intelligence, ambition, and imagination.
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chase@_chase_____Sep 3
having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
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brit
@booritneySep 1
just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"
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Farewell summer #blender3d
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omar
@DarkSkinPrueAug 16
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𝐒𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 (@siaxcvii) profile picture𝐒𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞@siaxcviiAug 15
I wonder who Tyler Perry would’ve chosen for storm
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niy@niyaaahxAug 12
Also I’ve noticed that movie theaters don’t be freezing cold anymore
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theyve got a million songs where hes gotta do all of this
A$AP $MILE$ (@asapsmiles) profile pictureA$AP $MILE$@asapsmilesJul 12
I love Outkast but bro this pic😭😭😭😭😭
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trash jones@jzuxJun 9
i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
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Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.
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dash@thedigitaldash_May 27
instagram likes be so federal omg got my profile pic dancing all on the shit and everything
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Marcus@STOPFLEXINMay 15
they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos
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