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🦢 ● please help me dear God my furby is keeping me captive I haven't eaten in days ● she/her

Joined September 2015
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weed only smells bad if you have hate in your heart
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I don't play but that's my baby BOYYYYY
"Tokyo Ghoul" Protagonist Ken Kaneki announced as a Killer in Dead by Daylight! Release on April 3, 2025!
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They look like a renaissance painting 😭
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Death Stranding 2 coming out on gay day it's gonna be so much more emotional than the first
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leave me unsupervised around this and it'll be gone in 45 seconds tops. shits gonna sound like the first sleepover of a long distance relationship
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america may have seen worse corruption in the past but we’ve never had transparent corruption so enthusiastically approved of by a big chunk of people who stand to gain absolutely nothing from it
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"Cake and pasta are full of empty calories" Have you considered that they’re also full of love and joy
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Sobbing
An addition to the Switch patch notes I posted yesterday: -Fixed the bug where every gift was considered a "loved" gift
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Do i still need to get a Real ID or did we get rid of that part of the government
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Patrick made baked sweet potatoes for us but when he started eating his he just grabbed it and took a bite out of it like it was a Hot Pocket
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i love sluts! that includes when men are sluts! but there’s a difference between casually sleeping around vs manipulating ur way into pussy online from people who genuinely trusted you. youre not slutty and free ur a loser who should be [redacted]
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Highschool me knew it all
Nothing brings girls together like other girls getting fucked over.
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Why are men from West Valley like that though
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This is horrific. 5 people have been charged in the torture and the murder of a transgender man. Sam Nordquist, 24, was reported missing in February, and subjected to repeated acts of violence and torture, leading to his death.
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Sam Nordquist is a trans man who was tortured to death over the course of a month, according to police who found his body today. He was 24 years old. Five people, ages between 19 and 38, are in custody- at least two of which had previously served time for child sexual assault.
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