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Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable?
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Dads love announcing to everyone the name of the river they are crossing on a road trip.
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Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
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In the '90s, an unconventional self-defense method called "Soda in the Eyes" involved using a can of soda to distract or disorient attackers by spraying or throwing the contents at their eyes.
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My new album “Picasso’s Villa” will be out on April 26th! Pre-save the album and listen to my single “Bewildered” and the links below! 🎸
Pre-save “Picasso’s Villa”: orcd.co/picassosvilla
Listen to “Bewildered”: orcd.co/aobewildered
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This sea otter heard it was Friday which means nothing to the sea otter.
ALT Sea otter floating on it back with flippers up in the waters at Kenai Fjords National Park in Alaska.
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Just remember, jumping on a bison and yelling “yip yip” will not make it fly.
But you will.
ALT The cold never bothered this bison. A snow-covered bison sits in the snow at Yellowstone National Park.
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Everyday I’m rustlin’ 🍂
ALT A ranger walking along a boardwalk covered with fall leaves at Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens in Washington D.C.
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Download an app, register as a user, load your credit card info, and scroll through seven pages of questions to avoid saying, “1 large pepperoni pizza please” into a phone.
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Every single parent in the history of kid’s birthday parties who was offered a slice of pizza and declined really wanted that pizza.
