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i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
feeling maternal about the twilight town mall aliens
Feeling lucky? Two Quarters Arcade is now open for business. Step right up and take control of a real claw machine, right from your screen! Everyone can play. Catch an alien and you could be one of 100 randomly selected winners each day to take one home*. Your friends at the Twilight Town Mall *Alien prizes available to U.S. residents only falloutboy.com // twoquartersarcade.com
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we actually cannot be serious rn its november
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i killed it
trent buying me a pompompurin tamagotchi and now its my chud child that screams at me for food at 6am before my actual alarm clock
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Visit The Twilight Dream Center today! Discover what we have in store.
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i feel bad for all of our partners rn
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everyone on my 2 hour flight gonna hate me
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this guy with the flannel stole my wallet at the twilight town mall and security dgaf
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doing five nights at the twilight town mall
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gonna shoplift even more now
The Twilight Town Mall directory is now open.  Take a look around. New stores are opening every day. The more you come back, the more you'll discover.  Your friends at the Twilight Town Mall. falloutboy.com
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me just saying bullshit
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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What if I slapped my big fat belly 1 million times. Would that help?
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can somebody else pay my rent i dont want to
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the amount of water and taco bell i consumed today needs to be studied
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Fall Out Boy "Chicago Is So Two Years Ago," live at Knights of Columbus, Illinois, 2003
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fortnite calls to me like the green goblin mask
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bpd moodboard
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all this and waking up at 6:45am refreshed 🖤
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drunk trick or treating as a 26 year old is so beautiful
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