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i’m a missile that's guided to you

they/she ⟡ 26 ⟡ toronto
Joined August 2016
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Visit The Twilight Dream Center today! Discover what we have in store.
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i feel bad for all of our partners rn
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this guy with the flannel stole my wallet at the twilight town mall and security dgaf
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What if I slapped my big fat belly 1 million times. Would that help?
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can somebody else pay my rent i dont want to
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Fall Out Boy "Chicago Is So Two Years Ago," live at Knights of Columbus, Illinois, 2003
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fortnite calls to me like the green goblin mask
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bpd moodboard
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It probably feels so good to hit someone in the head with an owala
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life after high school
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*paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green... *paws at you* im so fucking green...
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every shirt is $40
every meal is $20
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band fall out boy
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I got about 3 fake laughs in me before I start just staring at people at work
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he saw your stomach thru the shirt sister just get cracked and lose yourself a little
being fat will seriously have u afraid of certain sex positions, what if he see my rolls or my boobs bounce too much
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bagel with cream cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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