hello fellow american
this you should vote me
i leave power
good
thank you thank you
if you vote me i’m hot (what?)
taxes they’ll be lower
son
the democratic vote for me is right thing to do philadelphia
so do
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
when the person im texting doesnt go along with my bits and just reacts to my messages
YEAH THIS IS MY SHIT
Bill Hader to Guest Star on 'Abbott Elementary' variety.com/2026/tv/news/bil…
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
Monza, when Leclerc pushed Hamilton off track: “How DARE Leclerc defend against his teammate!”
Mexico, when Hamilton pushed Leclerc off track: “How DARE Leclerc try to overtake his teammate!”
Hilarious fanbase
“but why are you not happy that kimi won? he’s italian and so young”
was i happy about lando winning last year? no
i don’t care unless it’s a driver i like
that’s the point of sports i fear
i could be happy if the season was interesting and entertaining but it wasn’t so
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
YES FUCK IT I AM SO EXCITED FOR DOOMSDAY I AM A NERD I KNOW THEY’RE GOING TO PLAY IN MY FACE AND I DON’T CARE I’M BACK ON MY MARVEL BULLSHIT AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
"dad, i'm gay." ok
"dad, i'm trans." ok
"dad, i don't want kids." ok
"dad, i hate it's always sunny in philadelphia"
emma¹⁶ …her? 🧃 retweeted
Like that Glee episode where they wore their insecurities on the white t-shirts


























