LSU Alum. Engineer. Sports Enthusiast.

Dallas
Joined January 2010
“It’s been a week. Can you stop posting LSU highlights on the TL?” Me:
A Team of Destiny... National Champions
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Our lawyer
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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I can’t, Liz. I’m doing a set at the Greenfield, Massachusetts covid-conscious lesbian bar.
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The total failure of our healthcare system is not a feel good story.
Texas delivery driver Don Johnson, 81, works 14-hour days to help pay wife's medical bills - strangers raise almost $250K trib.al/iOH2hYR
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Could you say that again?
just found out americans don't say "pardon" to get someone to repeat themselves? what do you guys say???😭
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If someone showed up to an interview with a triple dipper I honestly might hire them lmao
do NOT show up to your job interview with a to go margarita from chilis
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Now what?
EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City have been found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations. The sanctions have not been decided, with all possibilities remaining on the table, and City are expected to appeal. City have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges, according to sources briefed on the matter who spoke anonymously as they were not authorised to do so publicly. More from @David_Ornstein 🔗 nyti.ms/4AvcSn8
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Snyder Bros, I tell ya. No amount of commentary will save this dogshit of a film.
3 minutes of BvS has more depth than the entirety of MCU and DCU but twitter isn't a real place to discuss this🙂‍↔️💯
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The Terminator is a perfect movie but also they should’ve left this in
The Terminator (1984) A deleted scene from the ending where it turns out the final confrontation between Sarah and the T-800 was actually at Cyberdyne, handing them the technology that leads to their creation and starts the future war. A great, bleak time loop paradox
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Replying to @iamtavianmaalik
HEY TWITTER ALGORITHM THIS IS NOT “FOR ME”
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Adams: “Are you learning from the All Blacks because they’re better than Argentina?” Manu: “It’s a fair assessment, like probably, you know Spurs with Thunder.” 😹😹😹 #GoSpursGo #PorVida
📸 Steven Adams and Manu Ginobili in Baltimore! (via Steven’s IG) #GoSpursGo #PorVida
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You cannot fathom what this is in response to omg omg
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Darren retweeted
the pope is about to be watching his team play middle of the night october baseball from the vatican and i think that’s beautiful
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said “covid conscious lesbian bar in western massachusetts” in florida and they shot me
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According to @NextGenStats, the Falcons defense recorded 15 quick pressures vs Green Bay tonight, 2nd most in any game this season. The most was 17—which the Vikings defense put up against Green Bay.
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Renee Harrison is so damn fine😍 That’s it. That’s the tweet. #adifferentworld
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This is an all-time great gif
Every defense in the NFL when they see the packers offensive line
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People dont realize Wemby wasnt even thinking about the Finals, he was just happy they bounced Chet. He hate that mf to his core 😭
Yo I’m crying he deadass thought it was free chips lmfaooo
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Them Packers play like it’s the end of the world when they play against the Cowboys, but everybody else they play like TRASH😆
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She looked so good on that show
getting bit by the rewatch bug
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