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Demetrius has been on the force for 15 years now and spent 10 of them on workers comp because his thumb mysteriously keeps breaking

How can i achieve this lifestyle while being Nigerian realistically

She said “ it’s fun size” 😭😱, She’s a vibe!

This solar pandemic going on right now ehn, that’s how borehole started and it became normal to have borehole cos the government couldn’t provide quality water. Solar would soon be seen as a normal thing. We normalize abnormal things in this country

Exactly ! lol 😂 I can’t be having intense 80 hour weeks and then be picking intense hobbies

Lagos nightlife na parallel universe

"Setup takes about 20 minutes", which is about the time it takes to get an answer.

Where are you going that youre spending 300k on fuel monthly?? Full tank no dey pass 60-70k for regular Toyotas, you wan tell me say you dey buy full tank 4/5 times in one month? Are you MC Oluomo?

😂Inside darkness

Between a conductor and his passenger

When I buy a house in the UK and have kids, I'll leave them my house as an inheritance. However, they'll have to pay inheritance tax on it. So for them not to go bankrupt and not to lose the house, I'll leave them extra money to cover the inheritance tax. However, this extra money is also considered inheritance. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a second sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the first sum of money. However, the second sum of money is considered inheritance too. So they'll need to pay the taxes on it as well. For them not to go bankrupt, I'm going to leave them a third sum of money to pay for the inheritance tax on the second sum of money. However

I have LG dual inverter 2hp, takes more than 1500w, I also have kenstar, same thing

“It’s barely a month since my husband travelled abroad, and I’m already losing my mind. How do women cope with long-distance marriages?” — Woman asks

Mind you there is no light 🤦🏾‍♂️

My generator can't be fixed. PS: don't give me any damn solar option.

I've finally said goodbye to Windows and installed Ubuntu as my primary operating system. 🤭 Our instructor told us that we needed to install Linux, and she gave us two options, either we partition our system or we make Linux our main operating system. I decided to make Ubuntu my main operating system because most of the things I do on my laptop revolves around coding, practising, and learning. The installation came with a few hiccups, but we eventually got through them. I used over 7GB of data to reinstall the applications that I need. 😭😂 I also set up my VS Code, configured Git, and connected my GitHub account to Git. I even tried pushing a folder to GitHub after initializing a Git repository to check if everything was working perfectly. The moment I particularly enjoyed was opening the terminal and using some basic Linux commands I had previously learned. I was able to navigate between different directories and perform some basic tasks, and just like that, the things I had learned out of boredom suddenly became part of my everyday experience. 😂