creative director and word writer. a decidedly okayish dad. I have a black belt in feelings. horrified I'm using effect/affect wrong on a daily basis.
San Francisco, CA
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just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.
Howard Dean wasn’t allowed to run for president because he got too excited and yelled kinda funny one time and I think about that every day for absolutely no reason at all.
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It's played for laughs but the media's unwillingness to do ANY soul searching about how they've covered Trump since 2016, what that has done to the nation, and why he is treated differently than literally any other politician on earth is its own failure.
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out: losing weight with glp-1s
in: losing weight because trump gutted the fda and now all food is poison
The FDA has recalled sourdough bread due to contamination with "shards of metal."
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The recall is for the Seattle / Tacoma based “Grand Central Bakery” and is NOT nationwide. Only those in the WA area are at risk. See the official FDA link for more information on location, batch numbers, and products to look out for.
fda.gov/safety/recalls…
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No one will ever hate you in person as much as strangers on the internet pretend to.
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Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. A senile rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
