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Learning on the job...

Nigeria, Africa
Joined November 2012
DAMN. This is embarrassing AF
I went through all our front door footage from last night. I swear I did not set out to make a propaganda film.
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Because if I gift you a car and you don’t collect it you will trek.
How do you answer this as a Christian: If Jesus Christ died for the sins of the world, why then must we accept him to be saved?
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If this guy has Halaand's PR and luck, he may as well be the greatest striker ever (after Suarez and Kane)
Osimhen 71 km hızla kafa golü atıyor, taraftarlara Icardi formasını gösteriyor, statta “Aşkın Olayım” çalıyor, Icardi ayakta alkışlıyor… Her yönüyle muazzam bir an.
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Lol, I just stopped by to educate you a little. First, a DJI Pocket 4 is a handheld camera, not a drone. I requested a repair referral because it’s a relatively new gadget in this part of the world. Kindhearted Nigerians who support HE Peter Obi’s presidential ambition offered to replace it. The support wasn’t for me personally, but a gesture of goodwill towards the campaign. One indicator of a candidate’s acceptance is the willingness of people to support without coercion or expectations of anything in return. That’s something you, your boss and the APC cannot boast of. I’m where I’m treated with respect, dignity and love. I can’t say the same for you. I’d encourage you to join the brighter side of the divide, so you won’t be shouting “Akanbi” on a hot Thursday afternoon.
Esther, take a moment to look at yourself. After years of working with Peter Obi, you still have to come on X to solicit crowdfunding before you can afford a basic work tool like a drone. Have you ever seen any of Peter Obi’s children come online to beg for financial assistance? Why do politicians' children enjoy comfort while young people who dedicate their lives working for them struggle to afford basic necessities? Never make a politician your entire future. Build your own life!
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Everyone in this devilish party is stupid. Not a single exception bro. It's top to bottom foolishness.
Installation of Presidential Villa’s Solar Mini-Grid Freed Up More Electricity for Nigerians — APC Spokesperson, Kemi Asekun
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Thank you to everyone who came out today, thank you to my team. Thank you to @pst_iren thank you to @SpotifyAfrica thank you to @juicywayhq Who knew a lil boy can dream, we pulled this off with God’s provision. And we will be back 😤
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Peter Obi's bank account was never frozen by the EFCC. #FakeNews
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We were both screaming our longs in front. Two strangers hugged me tight just because we vibed on Lecrae’s throwback songs 😂😂😂 We grew up on @lecrae’s music. It’s almost like he discipled a whole tribe without even knowing it. In a way, we are just doing what we saw him do!
I saw @lecrae live! Live!!!!! I still can't believe it. I was a child again 😭
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His Excellency, Peter Obi, CON is making a covenant with the Nigerian people that no ONE will be left behind. Everyone matters!
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I expected @MTNNG to own up to their shit and be like "yea, we had to increase our data rates" or something. But they are out here telling us it's our consumption? We all started complaining the same period. I've been using a particular monthly data plan for years now, i always have to roll over after a month cuz i don't get to finish it even with the series I've been watching on Netflix. Fast forward to the last time i bought it, it didn't even get to 30days talk more of the 20GB or so I've been rolling over. Funny thing? I didn't even watch any series this time. Don't think we're fools.
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Replying to @lecrae
@lecrae is in town for solid Ground! hope you’ve got your ticket 😤
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MEN ONLY! 😭😂 What’s ONE thing your wife does that drives you crazy? IT’S A TRAP!!🪤 😭
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Kai you guys are not getting it… At least power will be returned to the people and he will be voted out Aso rock isn’t any body birth right …
imagine peter obi wins and nothing changes
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Esq, distinguishing figurative intent from literal, is simple. And please, drop your abstract examples of metaphor; the case at hand involves two real, verifiable conditions. If a teacher says 'my class is a zoo,' and a staff says 'no, students are not animals,' the teacher won’t produce animal charts to prove her point, she just laughs and says 'it’s just a figure of speech.' But when Mum Zee said 'pregnancy is not a death sentence' and people kept giving cases of maternal mortality to prove her wrong. You didn’t take that as a sign that the exchange wasn’t about a metaphor but a literal assertion of fact??. When a dispute is fought using factual evidence, it is a literal debate over actual outcomes, not a literary exercise. You don’t use factual evidence to argue “the class is a zoo”, nor “life is a journey” nau😂. It was AFTER sufficient medical opinion saturated the air on the subject that they tried taking the “literary” license to evade the critic of the travesty.
“Pregnancy is a death sentence” is a metaphor like “life is a journey” or “time is a revealer”. Not literally true but explains its gravity. Obvious to any reasonable person. If you interpret it as saying that means pregnancy = expected or automatic death, you might be a moron.
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It was!!! 😭😭😭😭 Pull up today if you’re in Abuja.
Today is definitely a good day.
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ENUGU STATE: LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE AND BUILDING A UNITED NIGERIA Following yesterday’s (29th October) town hall meeting in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State, I proceeded to Enugu State, where we held another town hall meeting as part of our ongoing nationwide engagement. I was joined by my brother and Vice Presidential Candidate of our party, the NDC, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso. In Enugu, we met with our teeming supporters and enthusiastic citizens who lined the streets and besieged the venue in their numbers. In our conversations, including the contributions from our Vice Presidential Candidate and me, we reiterated our commitment to uniting and securing the country, tackling corruption, massively investing in critical areas of development, particularly health and education, and pulling our people out of poverty. Shortly before the town hall event, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and I met with the leadership of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Enugu Chapter, where we reaffirmed our commitment to national unity, religious harmony and peaceful coexistence. Leadership must be about listening to the people. Those seeking to lead must understand what Nigerians need and be willing to receive feedback on the impact of government policies and decisions. I thank our teeming supporters, party members and organisers for their dedication and commitment. I also thank the good people of Enugu State for their warm reception. A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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😂😂 I like the graphic sha... Looks cool. 🤣🤣
This is actually the closest to reality
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Lol. Atiku can't win Adamawa na
This is actually the closest to reality
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Every day, my faith in the youths of Nigeria continues to grow stronger. Lord, what a time to be alive!!!
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