Dima (@dumdumdimaaa) profile picture
Joined December 2025
If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people
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Dima retweeted
reading is really hard. and it has nothing to do with time, moreso theres a state of relaxation thats entirely necessary for doing it well that is just not easy to find.
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men want a cool gf until she’s actually cooler than them and suddenly they start doing unpaid psychological warfare to make her insecure
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humor compatibility does not get enough credit. I need to be able to look at you across the room and know we thinking the same shit
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first misandrist in my male worshipping family
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no offense to my younger self but what was the vision
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With the price of books now, your soulmate is definitely on OceanofPDF looking for free download.
How many bookstores do I have to aimlessly wander until I bump into my soulmate and we both drop a book by the same author 🥱
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Ask a woman why she hates men, she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. Ask a man why he hates women, he'll complain about feminists on TikTok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him.
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double texting isn't embarrassing y'all turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime
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i like this vibe jungkook brings to literally every function
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Flirting with me is like trying to fuck the shadows in platos cave
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When u pick on the subtle social hierarchy vibe in the room
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Replying to @ZainabSana2622
the fact that someone can be academically successful and still have deeply disturbing attitudes is worth thinking about.
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how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Replying to @dezpill
Crazy to think what's timeline we could be in if grimes convinced Elon to full troon out. No space x ,no grok, no mecha Hitler, no free speech. @Grimezsz stay away from Elon never groom him again .
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one of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick to the plan.
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