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Stankonia

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I’m being dead serious.

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Joined April 2013
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neeed someone to drop a piano on my head so the keys become my teeth >>>
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I am so scared all the time.
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Fallon has been so neutered as a comic, his sparkle lives only in impersonations of people with actual perspectives.
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@FallonTonightOct 29
You Can See Everything w/ Jamie Lee Curtis 🤣 #FallonTonight
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He is so talented it pains me to see a Bostonian stripped of their one true purpose: to be mean in an endearing way.
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When do you think they were first making jokes about 69. Cus we’ve had numbers
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Materialist to assume this was on just facecard and not smell or posture or eye contact. There are 1billion things that turn women off and notoriously ugfactor is not one
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@TwinkTheoryOct 16
Lmfaooooo I’m dying. Sorry stone cold looksmatch people do not have a realistic view of their own looks
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@ComplexOct 15
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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Frankly prophetic
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Mormons were really running the cultural lens in the 2010s
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bianca@pineredemptionOct 8
“Ontologically speaking, is the sky something or merely what is left over because everything else has edges.” —Anne Carson
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Gym teachers are like doctors for only scoliosis
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fenlon@1fenlonSep 29
caught Television sleeping in the family guy fall down the stairs pose
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I was convinced they were saying Mascs at the lesbian bar and kept it pushing
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Just genuinely got Wale and WallE confused right after pwning my adult archery lesson
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Joe Cool, Snoopy’s laid-back campus alter ego, is heading to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon will fly high along with Woodstock during the 100th parade.
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tate wants to be the same color all over but too scared to do her eyes and teeth. lock in girl we're floor sample maxxing
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@Dorrky_CabelloSep 13
Camila Cabello & Tate Mcrae
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Twitter is absolutely washed why would i give a fuck about body count discourse am i 15 and catholic
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He wanna lick my bomboclat my
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@xmagu37113Sep 11
Replying to @squirrelpnut
世界之大，无奇不有
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 6
i’ve failed to read rooms i was alone in
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massachusetts always has an inscrutable townie trial going on
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A literary magazine called Skim Ilk.
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