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🚨 Nick Cousins unfollowed 1 account on Instagram:
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With the recent wave of vulnerability disclosures, it’s a good time to take a closer look at your own code.
Turn your coding agent into a team of security auditors with the open-source skill that seeded Cloudflare’s vulnerability discovery harness.
The 6 phase approach:
1. Map the codebase
2. Hunt for vulnerabilities
3. Challenge each candidate
4. Record the findings
5. Verify the findings
6. Report what’s confirmed, rejected, or still needs validation
Start your hunt here:
github.com/cloudflare/securi…
I know us NASCAR fans always think we’re the only ones getting screwed broadcast-wise… but ABC has bumped the Bears MNF game to WCIU (aka The CW) in favor of Dancing With the Stars.
Let that sink in
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BREAKING: eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business, blames social media instead of incompetence for the same
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So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
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OpenJDK Vulnerability Advisory: 2026/10/20
openjdk.org/groups/vulnerabi…
Oracle Java SE Risk Matrix
oracle.com/security-alerts/c…
An urgent notice from the Railway team
blog.railway.com/p/security-…
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Sorry everyone... We're announcing a 0-Day vuln in QUIC that allows anyone to remotely turn off a server running these libraries. I swear we didn't plan this.
foxio.io/blog/header-accordi…
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Leaving this here, PHP 8.5.12 security patch is incomplete. ( needs further validation )
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Unvalidated AI output (author admits in replies: omp with glm5.3 + ds4), not a lab result. Its screenshot says both CVEs are fixed; the 'surviving paths' need unserialize() of attacker data or an app LFI. Patch per php.net: php.net/archive/2026.p…
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3 security incidents in 72 hours, and one of them was found with AI.
Here is what happened and what to change today.
1. PHP2Shell (CVE-2026-109618 / 109619, CVSS 9.2)
Two pre-auth RCEs in PHP's session upload-progress code. It parses the request before your app runs, so login checks and Laravel/WordPress middleware never see it.
Nearly every PHP version back to 5.4 is affected. Wiz found it with help from Gemini 4 Argon and GPT-5.6 Sol.
What to do:
• Update PHP today. Fixes cover 8.2 to 8.5 only.
• On 8.1 or older: no patch is coming. Put the app behind a VPN or IP allowlist and plan the upgrade.
• Stopgap: session.upload_progress.enabled = 0. It lowers risk but is not a full fix.
2. eMudhra (Indian certificate authority)
8 intermediate CA certs were created with broken keys. One private key was literally the number 4. Others: 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, 237.
Chrome and Firefox blocked them on Oct 17, Apple on Oct 19, Microsoft on Oct 20. Browsers are fine.
Your servers may not be. curl, Python, Go and Docker images carry their own trust stores.
10-second check:
curl dv-g3b-emudhra.we-have-a-pro…
Certificate error = safe. Normal response = update.
What to do:
• Update ca-certificates and certifi (2026.10.19+)
• Rebuild Go apps with 1.27.3 or 1.26.10
• Rebuild and redeploy containers
• Never fix errors by turning off verification
3. PingCAP / TiDB Cloud
An attacker used stolen service-account credentials and stayed inside from Sep 9 to Oct 7.
PingCAP confirms copies of: account names and emails, SQL editor text, billing and contract data, and a table of encrypted API keys. No evidence that data stored in TiDB was touched.
The attackers claim 10.6 TB. That number is unverified.
What to do: if you use TiDB Cloud, rotate API keys and DB passwords, and anything you ever pasted into the SQL editor or a support ticket.
The pattern for AI builders
Two of these three stories come down to keys. The habits that would have helped:
• Never paste a real API key into a prompt, chat or ticket. Replace it with sk-REDACTED.
• One key per project, so a leak means revoking one key.
• Spend limits on every AI provider account.
• .env in .gitignore plus a pre-commit scanner (gitleaks is free).
• Rotate every 90 days, not after the news.
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A puck shot from close range gets to an NHL goalie faster than the human brain can react to it. That means the best saves you've ever seen on a highlight reel happened before the goalie consciously knew there was a shot.
Flames goalie Devin Cooley just stopped 34 of 36 shots against the reigning Stanley Cup champs. When Sportsnet asked how he felt out there, he said "I felt nothing."
He meant it literally. His conscious brain, he said, is "really bad at playing goalie," and when he's having too much fun he slips into thinking mode and gets slower.
The math backs him up. A shot from 20 feet hits the net in about 150 milliseconds, and the average person needs around 200 just to react to something they see. If Cooley waited to see the puck and then decided where to go, it'd already be in the net. So he has to start moving off the shooter's stick and hips before the puck even leaves, and that read happens in a part of his brain he can't talk to. Ask him how he made a save and he'll tell you he has no idea.
Scientists have been poking at that split for decades. In the early '90s, two researchers named Melvyn Goodale and David Milner worked with a woman called DF, who'd lost the ability to make sense of shapes after carbon monoxide poisoning. They'd show her a slot and ask her to tilt a card to match its angle, and she was pretty much guessing. Then they'd tell her to just mail the card through the slot, and she'd turn her wrist and slide it right in.
Her hand knew something she couldn't tell you.
Cases like hers led Goodale and Milner to argue your brain runs one visual system for seeing the world and a separate one for acting in it, and the acting one doesn't wait around for the seeing one to finish. A goalie lives in the acting one.
You've felt what happens when you drag the thinking part back in. Start paying attention to each step on the stairs and you'll trip. Cognitive scientist Sian Beilock calls it paralysis by analysis. Her team had college soccer players dribble while noticing which side of their foot touched the ball, and they got slower and sloppier. Less skilled players didn't fall off the same way, since they were still dribbling consciously to begin with. Only the guys who'd trained the skill deep enough had something to lose.
Cooley got his the long way. He went undrafted out of the University of Denver and bounced around the minors, including two stints in the ECHL, before landing a full-time NHL job at 28. Ever since his debut in San Jose he's leaned on a mantra, "Nothing matters. Nobody cares," which is about the most efficient way I can think of to keep the thinking part of your brain off the ice.
Ten years of reps gave him a brain that can stop a puck before he knows it's coming, and now most of his job is just not getting in its way.
I can’t wait to fucking Halo sword jump over the 2001 Windstar that won’t go when the light turns green
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Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is.
When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.
Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:
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