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christian, husband, dad, wantrepreneur, director of engineering

United Kingdom
Joined February 2012
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No 🍅! Love to the family
📞"Portsmouth has become a Marxist hellhole since the Conservatives got voted out 3 days ago😡" "I couldn't watch the coronation of King Prince Charles without fearing for my life!" Colin from Portsmouth is in a living nightmare after the Tories lost the local elections.
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Woks are kind! Ewoks are trustworthy! 😂
📞"Here's a Countdown Conundrum for you, Carol Vorderman... O K E W R I A O T T R - WOKE TRAITOR 😡" 🎙️"I've written 'Ratio Ewok', Colin." Colin from Portsmouth is furious with @carolvorders for lifting the lid on the Conservative party.
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Enjoying Talebs tweets about VCs lately
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I just bury them - resurrection is my bosses job.
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They always say there is "a good way of doing it" what is that good way 🤔
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Stop calling what Oakeshott did a leak! She had it and gave it up willingly!
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Blaming Jira for your shitty software development process is like blaming oxygen for forest fires.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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They never really leave its always threatened, so we all fall in line
Doesn’t bother me if the Super-Rich fuck off, they contribute nothing to the economy, they don’t pay any tax, they’re just parasites on the rest of us #ToriesOut226 #GeneralElectionNow
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Meetings are not always bad - sometimes it the best way to empathise and connect with other humans, so make your meetings more effective by optimising for the outcomes you desire.
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It's amazing to me the worship of entrepreneurship in the US - now a founder or CEO cant be OoO that's now a red flag - REALLY!!!! Oh well, what do I know - I've never started a company 🤷‍♂️ All I know is, we need rest both mentally and physically to be at our best!
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Is the TWITTER FILES thing still going? 😂
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Twitter timeline view is really crap now - most things on my feed are hours old
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Everyone now a pollster on this bird app!
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Who hasn't woo'd a lady with financial incentives? Love to the family!
📞"Vote Jeremy Corbyn. Get train strikes." 😡 Colin from Portsmouth wanted Britain to return to the 1970s, but not like this.
Therefore, we should acknowledge and give props to the engineers Twitter made redundant- they were "hardcore" afterall!
1) The fact that Twitter is running well with headcount down significantly really matters. Whether they admit or not, everyone in SV admires Elon. A lot of venture funded CEOs are sending emails like this; inspired by Elon and taking drastic action. Margins are going up.
You'd love it if the bible told us to be nice to refugees 😂😂😂 the nativity story in a nutshell. Anyways, Love to the family!
📞"My grandson's primary school's doing their Nativity play - A pregnant migrant woman crossing a border with her husband WHO ISN'T EVEN THE DAD. And we're supposed to be happy that they're given sanctuary!😡"
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Is SBF on some sort of apology tour - he wants to pull a wall over our 👀
Typing is not the barrier - it's about how quickly you can understand and translate the problem domain into a solution that determines the speed
Code is the biggest lever humanity has ever invented. Yet it’s still constrained by how fast you can learn and type. Imagine how the world changes when these bottlenecks are solved.
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It's interesting seeing people double down when they don't know what they are talking on topics which they have not researched themselves - default to old troupes they've heard in media or online