Woks are kind! Ewoks are trustworthy! 😂
📞"Here's a Countdown Conundrum for you, Carol Vorderman... O K E W R I A O T T R - WOKE TRAITOR 😡"
🎙️"I've written 'Ratio Ewok', Colin."
Colin from Portsmouth is furious with @carolvorders for lifting the lid on the Conservative party.
They always say there is "a good way of doing it" what is that good way 🤔
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Blaming Jira for your shitty software development process is like blaming oxygen for forest fires.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
They never really leave its always threatened, so we all fall in line
Doesn’t bother me if the Super-Rich fuck off, they contribute nothing to the economy, they don’t pay any tax, they’re just parasites on the rest of us
#ToriesOut226 #GeneralElectionNow
Meetings are not always bad - sometimes it the best way to empathise and connect with other humans, so make your meetings more effective by optimising for the outcomes you desire.
It's amazing to me the worship of entrepreneurship in the US - now a founder or CEO cant be OoO that's now a red flag - REALLY!!!!
Oh well, what do I know - I've never started a company 🤷♂️
All I know is, we need rest both mentally and physically to be at our best!
Therefore, we should acknowledge and give props to the engineers Twitter made redundant- they were "hardcore" afterall!
You'd love it if the bible told us to be nice to refugees 😂😂😂 the nativity story in a nutshell.
Anyways, Love to the family!
Typing is not the barrier - it's about how quickly you can understand and translate the problem domain into a solution that determines the speed












