christian, husband, dad, wantrepreneur, director of engineering
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yemi awoyemi retweeted
Blaming Jira for your shitty software development process is like blaming oxygen for forest fires.
yemi awoyemi retweeted
Brazilian prisoner spent 5 years digging a tunnel that ended up in the guard room.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is from an incident in 2012 where multiple inmates attempted to escape from a prison using a hole in the wall. The inmate in the image was too large to fit through and became trapped. It did not take 5 years, nor did it lead to a guardroom.
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yemi awoyemi retweeted
Here he is. Interesting signoff nitter.cf/Exploding_Heads/status…
yemi awoyemi retweeted
David Cameron lost the PM'ship because of Boris Johnson.
Theresa May lost the PM'ship because of Boris Johnson.
And now Boris Johnson has lost the PM'ship because of Boris Johnson.
The circle is fucking complete. 😂😂🤣🤣
Hat-trick Motherfucker!!! 🤣😂😂🤣
#Clownfall
yemi awoyemi retweeted
Engineer when Engineer when
you invite you don’t invite
them to a them to a
meeting. meeting.
yemi awoyemi retweeted
The EU gave protected status to people fleeing Ukraine — but that does not apply to thousands of foreign students.
They may enter but must leave immediately.
Many from mostly India or African countries report racism at borders, being blocked from trains or being forced to pay.
yemi awoyemi retweeted
Reminder to all journalists...
This is how Minneapolis initially reported the death of #GeorgeFloyd
yemi awoyemi retweeted
the CTO who comes to mind immediately is @ciaran_lee of intercom. i wish he had a higher profile in the industry, because i think he is a fucking visionary. only a fucking genius would come up with mantras like
run less software
shipping is the heartbeat of your company
yemi awoyemi retweeted
We think NHS staff should have free parking during the lockdown.
Please sign and RT if you do too.
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yemi awoyemi retweeted
I was in a writers’ room two years ago. The white showrunner, in front of the all white staff, walked over to me, placed his hand on my shoulder and told the room that the studio will be pleased with the show’s diversity because he has his “resident Negro” right here. (1/8)
yemi awoyemi retweeted
📢 GORM Core 7.0.5 has been released with some bug fixes and improvements. Please check out the following link for more information
github.com/grails/grails-dat… #grailsfw
yemi awoyemi retweeted
To understand the tremendous harm caused by state media, you must watch this brilliant edit of Fox News by the Washington Post video team.
yemi awoyemi retweeted
One strategy is to accept the things you cannot change. Another strategy is to change the things you cannot accept. It's your choice.
yemi awoyemi retweeted
Good specs force the difficult conversations to happen before they are expensive. Seth Godin -- This is just true!
yemi awoyemi retweeted
This new timetable is a joke! Regardless of signal issues today, to have 1 fast train between 9-10am (and that leaves at 09:01) from a major hub (Maidenhead) needs revising. The 09:01 is unbearably packed (delayed by 20 mins). Why don’t you listen to your customers?!
@GWRHelp