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Not in Paris. Tweets are more professional than they appear.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined November 2010
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Emily Cooper retweeted
when i was 19 i worked at a pizza place, and every friday around 7pm a guy named doug would call to say his large pepperoni pizza showed up with no pepperoni on it. every friday. same complaint, same line: "i paid for pepperoni and i got cheese." my manager, gary, didn't want a fight, so he'd just comp him a free pizza. by week five we had given doug four free pizzas, and i was convinced he was scamming us. i started watching the pizza get made. the pepperoni was always on there. i even took a photo once, with the pepperoni clearly visible, just to have proof. so on week five, gary told me to deliver doug's pizza myself and "figure out what's going on." i knocked, doug opened the door, and i said i'd like to watch him open the box. he looked confused but said ok.
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MAXIMUM EFFORT‼️ LaNorris Sellers ties the game late in the fourth 😮
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South Carolina's last win over a Power Four school was 364 days ago 😬
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“It would be really discouraging if you’re a South Carolina fan.” - yeah no shit Mr. Announcer guy. You have no idea.
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Another year of believing it’s our year #Gamecocks
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No matter your thoughts of how the next 7 years were handled, this was one of the most epic moments in Presidential history
Still hits the same
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Emily Cooper retweeted
divas it’s acrylic sets only for the rest of the year no exceptions
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle making music with their acrylics😭😭😭💔💔💔 RIP TO DOLLY OUR COUNTRY DIVA💔🕊️
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Made a game for this exact scenario if you’re in Cincinnati queencitysix.com
oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.
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Thoughts @LanceMcAlister @CharlieG__ @Ben_Baby? Give it a whirl and let me know what you think!
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Emily Cooper retweeted
Right now, the annual mass salmon migration is taking place at Brooks Falls in Alaska During this period, dozens of bears gather at the waterfall, turning the area into a real feast.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
@WhiteHouse @IRSnews @federalreserve @IRStaxpros @DOGE @USTreasury Heyyyy there - Any update on my **2024** tax return that’s been sitting with no action needed from me for about 16 months? Would be great to get that cash in the hands of a hardworking American am I right??
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What if I say please?
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As a lifelong fan of Cabo Verde since 2 weeks ago, I know that they can eliminate Argentina 🥹 In Vozinha we trust
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You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.
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Joey Votto hasn't spent retirement looking back at baseball. He's earned a sushi chef accreditation in Japan. Became a certified yoga instructor in Spain. Surfed in Ireland. And more. Along the way, he says, “it helped my well-being.” Read for free: nytimes.com/athletic/7301113…
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Marco Rubio when he realizes he might have to start pitching in the 9th for the reds
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“Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man” nitter.cf/worstsperson/status/20…
Women be having degrees, good jobs, nice place to live and NO man Imaooooooo
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Cry more
Geno Auriemma Final Four crash out
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SIX-STRAIGHT FINAL FOURS FOR SOUTH CAROLINA 🔥
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You literally have to be unemployed to keep up with AI rn
You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.
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Spoke with my friend President Emmanuel Macron today. We discussed our shared concerns over the evolving situation in West Asia and the need for a return to dialogue and diplomacy. We will continue to engage closely and coordinate efforts towards the early restoration of peace and stability in the region. @EmmanuelMacron
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