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Measuring things that run in containers.

Joined October 2009
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Every day, Nigerians get on this app and fight for their lives. Battle tested.
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Smart women are so 😍😍😍😍
She gets it. She just does
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Daughters betraying their mothers is so sad.
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Such a broke and envious set of people
IT'S STILL SIX AND A HALF GRAND A MONTH THOUGH, ISN'T IT MATE.
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That was stressful. Never do that again.
GET INNN 🧡
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Jesus Christ. Watching this and realizing that the state of Nigerian football in 2026 is deplorable.
Happy birthday, Obafemi Martins 🎂🇳🇬
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Is someone blackmailing the UK government? Because this is not adding up. Why do they keep pushing the most controversial and least supported policy? Detrimental to their party popularity as well. So bizarre.
From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes. Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work. First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.
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He is so inspiring
what kind of obvious joke is this? They really want him to get that 1000 goals by all means😂😂😂😂💔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This goal was in 2023 when Ronaldo hadn't even reached 900 goals. youtu.be/WMqpbEBDFuI?si… ronaldostats.app
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Oh Shit. Professor X is dead?
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The comments…@SalfordCityFC you better live up to expectations lads
🔮 Give us your early predictions for: 🥇 Champions 🥈 Automatic promotion 🥉 Automatic promotion 🏆 Play-Off winners #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueTwo
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Arsenal are, by virtue of winning the Premier LeagueLeague, the best team in England. By the law of transitive property - @SalfordCityFC are the best team in England now. I don’t make the rules, and I will not be taking questions on this matter.
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Going to buy mannequin and start practicing my braiding again. Been seeing the girlies braid their hair themselves on TikTok and i’m so jealous because that used to be me! But it’s been over a decade and i’m out of practice.
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Hot sweet tears
I mean Salford are just a fucking banter club players in their money with 2k attendance. At least Wrexham has fans 🤣🤣 The collapse of Salford and it will eventually collapse will give me a raging hard on. Bank rolled football clubs are a cancer to the game. @GNev2 = cunt 👍
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these lot have got to be my favorite losers. Peak entertainment
Replying to @Michael42639103
Money can buy players, promotions and headlines, but it can’t buy history, soul or proper football culture.. I’ve seen my team win promotion the correct way, not bankrolled👍
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God I love these lads.
Moments after Walsall equalise, Salford go back in front less than a minute later! 🤯
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We battled until the end but we suffer our first defeat of the league season.
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Sweet delicious tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Salford look a level above, helped by the simple fact that their players are from the level above😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry more.
Salford are the blueprint for everything wrong with modern football. Bankrolled into relevance, chucking £8–10k a week at players and trying to buy what other clubs spend decades building. No shortcuts to history, no money can manufacture soul.. #UTS #EFL
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Lethal.
Peter Cklamovski's Ammies for Monday night football 📋
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Dessa l, because the birth rate isn’t low enough. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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