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isso é só autismo normal, infelizmente
i have opposite autism where i’m actually hyper aware of how off putting i am socially
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
"James Bond isn't that popular anymore"
all jokes aside… can i be honest? james bond isnt that popular anymore for them to be playing like this like just tell us who is the new spy and get on with it
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"uso creme pra bater punheta"
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"lavo minha mão depois de bater punheta"
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
You're completely right—I 𝘸𝘢𝘴 giving you straight teeth.
ChatGPT is so hardcoded to agree with you if it had a body it would 100% deepthroat your cock
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fucking joking dickhead. I'm not really a barber. im fucking james bond. short back and blow your head off. twat.✊
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
fucking joking dickhead. I'm not really a barber. im fucking james bond. short back and blow your head off. twat.✊
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
skyfall
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
If you genuinely think Josh O’ Connor or Jack Lowden should you’re being performative; they’re great actors but don’t look like a James Bond
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond: • Robert Pattinson • Jack Lowden • Callum Turner • Nicholas Hoult • Josh O'Connor Who would you choose?
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
britain’s fate relies on the next bond please allow it just this once
all jokes aside… can i be honest? james bond isnt that popular anymore for them to be playing like this like just tell us who is the new spy and get on with it
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
Why is everyone arguing over who should be the next James Bond when we've got this lad right here.
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ta tudo errado gravata cabelo sacrifiquem logo
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quero suquinho de maçã, senhor barmen
Paddington Bear has screen tested for the role of James Bond.
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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pedir "licença" para matar: normal sem graça ninguém liga falar "Você não quer saber por quê?": dominante e misterioso
pedir "licença" pra passar: normal sem graça ninguém liga falar "abram alas": dominante e misterioso
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deviam cortar as orelhas dele fora
Pattinson is an uninspired choice, like Batman he will go missing in a role this broad, I adore him but he is not *this* actor. Please Callum Turner. Only Callum Turner. Jack Lowden is too chubby. Josh O’Connor is something you keep in a shoebox. Callum Turner.
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num vai ter nem the batman 2 seu BIRUTA
I don’t carry about James Bond enough to sacrifice The Batman 3 I’m sorry if this offends
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acho que quem ta muito afim do robert pattinson ser o james bond é mais fã do robert pattinson do que fã do james bond
I’m sorry but you can’t honestly tell me Callum Turner would be better than Robert Pattinson
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comedor de hamburger retweeted
Acho um erro escolher um Bond muito famoso. Mas tem gente ganhando milhões pra isso.
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“casino royale is the best bond movie” “daniel craig is the best bond” “henry cavill should be the next bond” “on her majesty’s secret service would be the best bond movie if not for george lazenby” “they should do an old man bond with pierce brosnan”
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